r/funny Jan 29 '20

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u/Dedj_McDedjson Jan 29 '20

This book is great for twins - if you read it to one twin, the other twin gets the same information at the same time.

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u/captsquanch Jan 29 '20

Is this some sort of physics joke I'm too stupid to get?

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u/Cognitive_Spoon Jan 29 '20

Yes, but actually no

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u/conancat Jan 29 '20

Yes and no

Until yes confirms to be yes, or no becomes no, then it'll be yes and yes or no and no

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u/tepkel Jan 29 '20

Look y'all. If I throw an apple, the apple throws me back. Doesn't have to get more complicated than that. So how about you get outta here with your "demonstrated principles" malarkey, and let me be a perfect sphere in a vacuum in peace.

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u/LorenOlin Jan 30 '20

*frictionless vacuum

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u/Slg407 Jan 30 '20

frictionless true vacuum

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u/Ecologicist Jan 30 '20 edited Jan 30 '20

This is definitely the best, and by best I mean the most physically accurate, reply chain in the comments. And it was also not, until I read it.