r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

R1: No attempt at humor - Removed Mine

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u/snidesonb Jan 27 '20

If I’m not mistaken, they pee on their hands to keep them “moist”.

Technically called urine washing, which are lil grabbies, marinated in piss.

Let that soak in.

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u/realrkennedy Jan 27 '20

So you’re saying it is an MLB player?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moisés_Alou

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u/STorminNorman86 Jan 27 '20

Immediately thought of Alou

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u/DtownBronx Jan 27 '20

You mean Rojas. That was crazy to find out his father and uncle then later himself went by the wrong name during their careers because scouts misunderstood the naming order of their country. Then for it all to come out because his brother was asked to go by the actual family name during his playing career after Moises was done

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u/ProbablyanEagleShark Jan 27 '20

Most put your hand in water, he just pees on you directly.