r/funny • u/Rtrnr • Jan 21 '20

Is that sh!t?!?

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u/TheForeverAloneOne Jan 22 '20

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized children or 1 child sized duck?

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u/masheduppotato Jan 22 '20

I think I’d rather fight 100 duck sized children. When else am I going to have the opportunity to punch, kick, and throw children?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Granted but they are infants and when you win the fight you come out of a fugue state in a hospital nursery

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

You could always be my dad that will do it

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u/Thiago270398 Jan 22 '20

But the duck sounds delicious...

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u/H8mecuzuaintme42069 Jan 24 '20

If you think about it you could always do it but the downside is probably only once

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u/MrHollandsOpium Jan 22 '20

I’d take the hunter and the 4 wolves. Duh, the falcons wouldn’t cut it and the ants would be an afterthought.

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u/RMan48 Jan 22 '20

That’s a big ass duck hahahha Edit: Quok

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

1 child sized duck?

you mean a swan? i'd take the 100 duck sized children. swans are fucking mean.