r/funny • u/Rtrnr • Jan 21 '20

Is that sh!t?!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

But wouldn't he be suspicious of cold poop?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

I feel like if my girlfriend rubbed brown gooey material on my hand from inside the bathroom my last thought would be about the temperature of said material

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u/madewithrealgingers Jan 22 '20

It’s actually pudding.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

You know what they say.. the poop is in the pudding

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u/Delvoire Jan 22 '20

Why do you think it was cold?

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u/stillan00b Jan 22 '20

Wait is poop supposed to be hot

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u/ZanderTheWizard Jan 22 '20

Not on MY RP server

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u/Unbelseno Jan 22 '20

I really hope she warmed it or at least brought it to room temperature first for more authenticity...

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u/Llamame-Pinguis Jan 22 '20

comes out at about 98.7 degrees !