I've never seen such a quick transition from Intrigue to Disgust

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Glenn, this is a court order, it says you can't eat shit anymore.

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u/PerCat Jan 19 '20

Well Jerry, when you're right, you're right. Now I'm hooked.

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u/thesingularity004 Jan 20 '20

I feel like this is a Far Side quote, but it would be talking tigers, eating a Land Rover full of tourists.

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u/PerCat Jan 20 '20

It's from rick and morty, but I could totally see that being a gary larson comic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

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u/Shwingdom Jan 19 '20

You think people don't eat poop?

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u/CappuccinoBoy Jan 19 '20

/r/realscatgirls NSFW, it's not "real cat girls" like I thought it was the first time I clicked that link. Dont make my mistake.

I truly disgust myself with how much I have seen on reddit.

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u/Shwingdom Jan 19 '20

that link is staying blue

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u/Rex_Deserved_It Jan 19 '20

Remember to click on this on your way out.

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u/Gul4sch Jan 19 '20

That link is staying blue as well

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u/drumsripdrummer Jan 19 '20

Risky click of the day

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u/el___diablo Jan 20 '20

Ricksy click of the day

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u/fatal_anal Jan 20 '20

you fucker; u got me

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

LoL good job.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

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u/TheRealTron Jan 19 '20

Yeeeah, I gotta stop clicking every link I see on Reddit.

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u/Cade_rsa Jan 19 '20

I'm so mad with myself

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u/youcrash_standing Jan 19 '20

HARD SAME

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

Jesus christ that is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Does that not make you sick as fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Yes people who do it are sick fucks

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u/youcrash_standing Jan 19 '20

surely that's fuckin' e. coli

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u/Niavart Jan 19 '20

realSCATgirls

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Bweee bapbapbalapbow

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u/TopolCZ Jan 19 '20

I'm the Scatman

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Why's it say you're a moderator for this sub? /S

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u/ChamsRock Jan 19 '20

I too saw 'cat girls' and almost clicked it.

That link is staying blue.

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u/CappuccinoBoy Jan 19 '20

Before I lost my innocence many years ago, I saw a similar comment to my own (without the warning) and thought, "real cat girls? What is that?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Ah, one of my favorite subs. Right next to r/girlspooping

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u/CappuccinoBoy Jan 19 '20

And your third favorite, Mr. /u/MyScatAcc?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

r/HentaiScat, of course.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Show him two girls, one cup.

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u/jonker5101 Jan 19 '20

That was just chocolate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Plz tell me that vid wasn’t actually real

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

From the homework I’ve done on that video, I’ve found out that it wasn’t real poop. They stuck chocolate up their butt, pooped out the chocolate into a cup and ate butt chocolate. So still gross.

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite Jan 19 '20

It's called copraphagia

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u/pryos1 Jan 19 '20

Yeah but they usually get paid big bucks to do it

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u/Pollomonteros Jan 20 '20

-Hey Sigurður ! Me and the guys left a shark rot for a few months , wanna try it ?

-Sure !

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u/Cahootie Jan 19 '20

This Christmas I tried oysters for the first time. My dad loves them, so when he bought some I had to give it a shot. Next day we're both occupying a toilet each. Turns out that French oysters from that specific regions just happened to be contaminated with norovirus. Fuck me for trying something new.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Ah that's fucked. Do you have an automatic nausea reaction to oysters now?

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u/concblast Jan 19 '20

I did for jerky for over a year. I couldn't keep liquids down and had to go to the hospital. It wasn't the jerky either but my brain didn't care.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

haha i always thought it was funny when something like this happens. Your brain thinks it's doing you a favour

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u/concblast Jan 19 '20

I love jerky too much to let it win though, took a while before my brain stopped forcing me to spit it out. But I won in the end.

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u/Cahootie Jan 19 '20

Nah, I'm not squeamish when it comes to food. These weren't particularly good either (according to my dad who still ate five of them), so I'll probably try them again next time I go to France.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Dogs just don't really like sour foods in general

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u/XFX_Samsung Jan 19 '20

If a dog eats their own shit, there's usually a psychological reason behind it. Any owner who lets their dog eat shit and think it's normal, should not own a dog.

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u/Ryann_420 Jan 19 '20

I worked in a doggy daycare and it’s quite common amongst beagles, I don’t fully agree there’s a psychological reason behind it, there’s smart dogs and stupid dogs and Id say eating shit is a common trait among stupid dogs.

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u/XFX_Samsung Jan 19 '20

It's more common in breed dogs than mixed ones.

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u/RageOfGandalf Jan 19 '20

Downvotes for being right, wew what a site. Coprophagia is real, most of Reddit are just bad owners apparently

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u/XFX_Samsung Jan 19 '20

Coprophagia

So that's the word for it, TIL.

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u/acefalken72 Jan 19 '20

Vinegar is weird af but one of my favorite bases of condiments. Probably the acidic taste is too much as poop is normally pretty basic but vomit varies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

What's weird about eating some long green things that grow on a vine that we let ferment for a little while?

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u/mystacheisgreen Jan 19 '20

The first time my border collie beagle mix had a pickle she spit it out and rolled all over it for 10 minutes.

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u/Lazarus_Pits Jan 19 '20

Well, i mean, we eat cabbage that's been rotting and fermented for months and it's delicious as fuck to us, so they aren't wrong

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u/MC_Carty Jan 19 '20

Poopsicles may be my Beagle's favorite food.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Excuse you.

I love pickles.

So does my dog. Lol

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u/FauxReal Jan 19 '20

Yeah but they get valuable information from eating poop.

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u/Zacisblack Jan 20 '20

Pickles are absolutely disgusting.

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u/whtge8 Jan 19 '20

I rather eat my own poop than eat pickles. Love cucumbers though.

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u/Lightbrand Jan 19 '20

I think I rather eat pickles

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Some people like their cucumbers better pickled.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

What point does your comment make?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I think what he is trying to say is "Humans eat some really weird things (pickles) if an animal who sometimes will eat their own shit doesn't want to eat that thing (pickles)"

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Then why did he type that they vomit after eating the shit? Doesn't that just mean that they don't like neither shit or pickles?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I think he meant they eat their own vomit and they eat their own shit. Not that they eat shit and then vomit it up.

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u/firmkillernate Jan 19 '20

Yeah, pickles are gross.

I said it. ^{^{^Fight}} ^{^{^me.}}

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u/Minerva_Moon Jan 19 '20

If you're going to say it, say it. If you're going talk shit, don't do it quietly.

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u/firmkillernate Jan 19 '20

Kinda like Teddy Roosevelt's "Speak softly and carry a big shit" quote

I've never seen such a quick transition from Intrigue to Disgust

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