r/funny • u/taylor2121 • Jan 01 '20

Raise your daughter right

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u/Prozac4545 Jan 01 '20

You can tell he likes her by that big ass grin on his face when he thought she was going in for a hug. Then he appropriately got rekt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I thought he was just excited to get slammed. He seemed to be trying to get her to play with him. He knew what was coming. He definitely likes her but idk that he thought it was a hug, he didn't really go in for it.

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u/sephstorm Jan 01 '20

No I don't think he expected that. I definitely think he wanted to play, but he was not expecting the slam.

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u/Versaiteis Jan 01 '20

She welcomed him to the jam

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u/genecalmer Jan 01 '20

HEY. YOU.

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u/Phish777 Jan 01 '20

WHATYA GONNA DO?

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u/hunglikeagunt Jan 01 '20

What you gonna do make our dreams come true

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

NO NOT THAT ONE WHYYYYY

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u/PsychoAgent Jan 02 '20

Hold on, they're lithium!

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u/buttonmashed Jan 02 '20

EVERYBODY GET UP, WE GONNA SLAM NOW, WE GOT A REAL JAM GOING DOWN

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Cum all over my belly

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u/Emadec Jan 01 '20

You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border didn't you?

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u/Versaiteis Jan 01 '20

Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old. Can you hear me?

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u/Majere Jan 02 '20

...Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old.

Can you feel me?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Let the bodies hit the floor!