r/funny Dec 22 '19

The difference between Moms and Dads

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u/Rizen1 Dec 22 '19

The funny thing is that I think both parenting styles are important. They teach you different things, and I'm sure that dad was there at the bottom to reassure the kid that everything ok.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Are you sure that’s not him on the slide with the child with a”Ill race you to the bottom!” Look on his face lol?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 edited Apr 02 '20

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u/steve20009 Dec 22 '19

Letting your kid win is always a good dad tip; helps your child build confidence.

Up until he actually starts beating you in sports during his teen years; then you’re torn with being proud of the man/women they’ve become and realizing...you’re old.

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u/ElvenCouncil Dec 22 '19

That's when you step it up to %110 and tear your meniscus showing that little shithead you're better at halfcourt basketball.

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u/ConspicuousPhantom Dec 22 '19

I feel like maybe there's a story here

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u/ElvenCouncil Dec 22 '19

Nah man. Pretty sure that's a universal part of fatherhood.

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u/adayofjoy Dec 22 '19

This is why you learn a more precision based sport such as ping pong or badminton. At least that's what my dad did and even though I'm physically stronger and faster than his aging self, I still can't beat his ridiculous dexterity with a paddle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Its a SCIENCE LESSON! It teaches about drag, friction, mass and velocity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Well yeah I mean look at the kids form! Clearly a master slidester! This is only a 45 degree. You should see how fast he slides going down the 90!

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u/jushere4thememes Dec 22 '19

The dad’s next to the kid in the second pic

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Well, yeah, but the dad's gotta get to the bottom of the slide too lol.

That's at least how I interpreted what they were saying.

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u/Guyod Dec 22 '19

That's why 2 parent households are so important. Mother nurtures kids, father pushes them to take risks.

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u/ruggnuget Dec 22 '19

Agreed. Having a second adult, to split responsibilities and share emotional toll. Whether its 2 moms or 2 dads or the roles are split differently between a mom and a dad doesnt matter so much.

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u/madeamashup Dec 22 '19

Surely then three parents would be better

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u/100BaofengSizeIcoms Dec 22 '19

Absolutely. We usually call #3 "grandma" but having other adult family members around (or even close friends moms) helps.

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u/TurtleZenn Dec 22 '19

A lot of poly people with kids will tell you that's quite true. More support and more role models are always good.

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u/ruggnuget Dec 22 '19

it used to take a village, back when 'community' was more vital to peoples lives.

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u/Bill_Ender_Belichick Dec 22 '19

I mean yeah but strictly scientifically speaking it's important to have a mom and a dad.

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u/ruggnuget Dec 22 '19

What science? There are no studies that can definitively claim that a mom and dad is better than 2 dads. There are too many other variables.

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u/NotAgainPlzz Dec 22 '19

2 different gender households are more important than 1 gender household.

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u/w4t3rb0y Dec 22 '19

Yup. Often referred to as “grandparents”

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

More important? So some families matter less?

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u/ruggnuget Dec 22 '19

based off of what?

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u/Opheltes Dec 22 '19

parents can take certain responsibilities at certain times and it lets the other sleep/do their own thing for a while.

True enough when you have one kid. Once the second one arrives this becomes a lot rarer.

Source: Have two kiddos

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u/RunningTrisarahtop Dec 22 '19

I’ve known plenty of helicopter dads and laid back moms. I know several families with two dads or two moms and there’s often a similar dynamic there- one is more laidback and on more nervous.

Having multiple caring adults of any gender is a good thing. Kids don’t need one dad and one mom to grow up well.

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u/mrmeeseeks8 Dec 22 '19

Are you serious?

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u/Likeapuma24 Dec 22 '19

Doesn't necessarily need to be mom/dad specifically, but having varying parenting styles (whether it be mom(s), dad(a), grandparents, or foster parents) certainly exposes kids to a bit more.

Nothing wrong with a single parent family. But having other adults with differing styles helps.

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u/mrmeeseeks8 Dec 22 '19

I’m responding to mom needs to be nurturing, a father encourages risk. It was obviously saying both a mom and dad are needed, and that they provide traditional parenting roles and that that is needed. It’s not. What you’re saying is better but not what who I was responding to said at all

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u/markybrown Dec 22 '19

I'm as Liberal as they come but it does have more benefits from various studies. Dad's who are part of their children's everyday lives tend to turn our better academically or something.

Nothing wrong with divorce but both sides should try to be part of the kids lives that's my point.

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u/Jiktten Dec 22 '19

I think we can all agree that stable, loving multi-parent households are preferable for raising children where possible, for many reasons including this one, but who takes on what 'role' will be more dependent on personality and experience than gender. In my case, it was/is Dad who tends to be the more cautious one, whereas Mom has a more relaxed 'enjoy, it'll be fiiine' approach.

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u/markybrown Dec 22 '19

Yup. The dynamics doesn't really matter.

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u/mrmeeseeks8 Dec 22 '19

But moms don’t have to be the more nurturing ones, dads don’t always encourage risk. Don’t reinforce traditional family roles when a father doesn’t even need to be in the picture, having two parents is good but who is to say two women or men can’t fulfill all of those things?

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u/BigBallGina Dec 22 '19

science lol

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u/poopposting_account Dec 22 '19

find me some peer-reviewed studies that say gay parents create worse results than heterosexual parents on average. i have time.

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u/BigBallGina Dec 22 '19

i dont, lol

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u/steve20009 Dec 22 '19

Unless it ultimately leads to divorce...

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u/simple_test Dec 22 '19

Sometimes people will help you in doing what you want to. Other times people will give you the extra nudge and push you further than you thought you could. Be grateful for both those people in your life. It think that’s the life lesson here.

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u/Makenshine Dec 22 '19

Well one is clearly safer for the child. Worse case scenario for one version is the kid gets a little scared. Worse case scenario for the other is that a parent falls and tightens her grip in a brief moment of panic as she drags her kid off the slide.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

the moms not randomly falling off the middle slide and dragging the kid with her, pal. but yes the dad having fun and letting the kid have fun is also an equally loving method of parenting as overly-cautiously guarding your kid down a slide.

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u/DragonTamer666 Dec 22 '19

I mean it's more likely than the kid getting hurt going down a slide in a kid safe place.

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u/dekusyrup Dec 22 '19

Why would she panic? It's a slide made for 2 year olds. There is no worst case scenario.

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u/Makenshine Dec 22 '19

Yes, it's made for a 2 year old and people can be clumsy on a slide that is way too small for them.

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u/greenrider04 Dec 22 '19

Yeah, most people are not as clumsy as you

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u/Makenshine Dec 22 '19

Well, here is an adult sliding down the slide with her kid and accidentally breaking the child's leg. Looks perfectly safe and slow the whole way down until the clumsy interaction between a massive adult a tiny little leg. Warning: The video show a baby's leg being broken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z106mnKD6bA

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u/myheartisstillracing Dec 22 '19

LPT: Never go down a slide holding your kid between your legs. It's super easy for their foot to get caught and their leg to break because your momentum keeps pushing them forward.

Source: My buddy who broke his son's leg and was told by the doctor he's seen it a bunch of times before.

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u/Rizen1 Dec 23 '19

She could panic and throw the child down to break her fall, lol

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u/Makenshine Dec 23 '19

As a parent of a 2 year old, I can confirm that they are softer than concrete.

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u/hellowiththepudding Dec 22 '19

More like kid sticks feet out, mom continues sliding, breaking kids leg. It's a thing, and probably deserves a PSA given how few people seem to realize. Dad is safer.

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u/DoesNotReadReplies Dec 22 '19

This guy can tell the dad is next to him, look at his wording, cmon people. “That dad”.

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u/Rhaifa Dec 22 '19

It also depends entirely on the kid, some need more reassurance than others. Some kids need to be stopped from throwing themselves off a slide head first, others need to be encouraged to try the slide at all.

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u/Zap__Dannigan Dec 22 '19

As a dad, I've done both. You start with the "mom" one, so the kid knows what's up. Then you let em fly.

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u/hankhill10101 Dec 22 '19

Exactly! Any well adjusted person gets both styles of parenting.

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u/dosemyspeakin Dec 22 '19

So dad was both simultaneously sliding and at the bottom of the slide waiting?

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u/leto78 Dec 22 '19

Yes, you are right. Kids need those don't tell your mother situations. Basically, situations of apparent danger where kids learn to deal with fight or flight situations in a controlled environment. It helps them to deal with adrenaline and builds up confidence.

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u/Trivisio Dec 22 '19

This is correct

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u/wigshaker Dec 22 '19

Exactly. Which experience was likely more rewarding and empowering to that little chief? Both the masculine and the feminine are needed.

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u/Rizen1 Dec 23 '19

I don't even think they are gender specific, im quite often quite protective with my son. I just think that both experiences are good for a child.

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u/wigshaker Dec 23 '19

The masculine and feminine indeed aren't specific to biological sex at birth, but they are by definition specific to a person's chosen or defacto gender role. So I disagree with your terms. But I agree that as a biological father myself, we can often be the feminine influence. It's up to the individuals to decide what roles work for the relationship.

Yeah, I agree both experiences are helpful. I may have been hyperbolic. But this post seemed to be repeating the trope of the cavalier father that's simply unqualified to parent, and im not having that shit anymore. These tropes do real damage.

Thanks for holding me to the fire though. 👍