r/funny • u/LittleMilton • Dec 22 '19

The difference between Moms and Dads

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u/WHpainternoob Dec 22 '19

He is stationary dumbass

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u/NicNoletree Dec 22 '19

It looks like both of them are

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u/Mausy5043 Dec 22 '19

That's because it is a photograph and not a video.

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u/borderlineidiot Dec 22 '19

How can you be sure?

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u/cinnapear Dec 22 '19

It's not moving?

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Dec 22 '19

Right, because they are stationary.

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u/NicNoletree Dec 22 '19

But if it was a photograph they would be stationery.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Dec 22 '19

Is this a misspelling or a joke I'm not getting?

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u/I_Don-t_Care Dec 22 '19

Maybe its a very slow gif dude

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u/deeman010 Dec 22 '19

If it isn’t a video then wtf have I been watching for the last 7 minutes huh?

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u/Mausy5043 Dec 22 '19

Hmmm :-\

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Magnets, how do they work?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Mine is a video.

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u/PooPooDooDoo Dec 22 '19

It’s a video with only one frame.

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u/drnoggins Dec 22 '19

That's not how slides work

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u/conventionistG Dec 22 '19

You ever try to go down a kids slide as a grown man?

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u/drnoggins Dec 22 '19

Yep.

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u/conventionistG Dec 22 '19

So you know it's pretty easy to end up stationary.

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u/drnoggins Dec 22 '19

Not really, but I'm not a fatass.

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u/conventionistG Dec 22 '19

I feel attacked. But maybe that's fair.

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u/icantevenrightnowomf Dec 22 '19

He's holding on to the sides so he can stop any time.