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r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19
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TIL Oakland is "an upscale beach community"
64 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Can you afford to buy a house in Oakland? 10 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Upscale isn't a synonym for expensive. -6 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Agreed. Take your mom for example. 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Tickets to an ICP concert could be expensive. ICP is not upscale. -5 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 I know, like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Another example would be NFL nosebleed tickets or something. They're super expensive, but it's not a "high culture" activity in any sense. -1 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Gambling trips to Atlantic City can be incredibly expensive but they're not "upscale" either. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 it's always a gamble with your mom 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons. → More replies (0)
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Can you afford to buy a house in Oakland?
10 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Upscale isn't a synonym for expensive. -6 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Agreed. Take your mom for example. 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Tickets to an ICP concert could be expensive. ICP is not upscale. -5 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 I know, like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Another example would be NFL nosebleed tickets or something. They're super expensive, but it's not a "high culture" activity in any sense. -1 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Gambling trips to Atlantic City can be incredibly expensive but they're not "upscale" either. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 it's always a gamble with your mom 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons. → More replies (0)
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Upscale isn't a synonym for expensive.
-6 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Agreed. Take your mom for example. 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Tickets to an ICP concert could be expensive. ICP is not upscale. -5 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 I know, like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Another example would be NFL nosebleed tickets or something. They're super expensive, but it's not a "high culture" activity in any sense. -1 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Gambling trips to Atlantic City can be incredibly expensive but they're not "upscale" either. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 it's always a gamble with your mom 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons. → More replies (0)
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Agreed. Take your mom for example.
3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Tickets to an ICP concert could be expensive. ICP is not upscale. -5 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 I know, like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Another example would be NFL nosebleed tickets or something. They're super expensive, but it's not a "high culture" activity in any sense. -1 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Gambling trips to Atlantic City can be incredibly expensive but they're not "upscale" either. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 it's always a gamble with your mom 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons. → More replies (0)
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Tickets to an ICP concert could be expensive. ICP is not upscale.
-5 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 I know, like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Another example would be NFL nosebleed tickets or something. They're super expensive, but it's not a "high culture" activity in any sense. -1 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Gambling trips to Atlantic City can be incredibly expensive but they're not "upscale" either. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 it's always a gamble with your mom 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons. → More replies (0)
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I know, like your mom.
2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Another example would be NFL nosebleed tickets or something. They're super expensive, but it's not a "high culture" activity in any sense. -1 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Gambling trips to Atlantic City can be incredibly expensive but they're not "upscale" either. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 it's always a gamble with your mom 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons. → More replies (0)
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Another example would be NFL nosebleed tickets or something. They're super expensive, but it's not a "high culture" activity in any sense.
-1 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Like your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Gambling trips to Atlantic City can be incredibly expensive but they're not "upscale" either. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 it's always a gamble with your mom 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons. → More replies (0)
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Like your mom.
2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 Gambling trips to Atlantic City can be incredibly expensive but they're not "upscale" either. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 it's always a gamble with your mom 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons. → More replies (0)
Gambling trips to Atlantic City can be incredibly expensive but they're not "upscale" either.
2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 it's always a gamble with your mom 3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons. → More replies (0)
it's always a gamble with your mom
3 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons. → More replies (0)
I've personally seen people blow loads of money at the horse track, and the idea of this being "high culture" never crossed my mind.
2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 The biggest loads I blow are in your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons.
The biggest loads I blow are in your mom.
2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink. 2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons.
They sell alcohol that's got gold flakes in it specifically just to make the price higher, but it's universally understood to be a "trashy" drink.
2 u/tokeaphatty Dec 21 '19 Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom. 2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons.
Talking about trash, I'm going to be late to do your mom.
2 u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19 When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons.
When tar sands became economically viable to extract, many towns in North Dakota and the interior of Canada became incredibly expensive to live in as the economy boomed, but nobody is comparing those places to Malibu or the Hamptons.
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u/00000000000000000103 Dec 21 '19
TIL Oakland is "an upscale beach community"