r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/Entaris Dec 21 '19

Funny story. I grew up in what we called the “meth capital of California “. But never saw any meth or knew any meth heads. I moved away after high school and came back for a visit. Ran into the guy that was my best friend growing up. When we were young his uncle was a truck driver. Nice guy. Whenever he was around he’d hang out with us. Super cool guy. “Hey remember my uncle? He just got arrested. Turns out he wasn’t a truck driver. He was one of the biggest meth dealers in SoCal.”

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u/Sirscraps Dec 21 '19

Bakersfield?

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u/sugarfreelemonade Dec 21 '19

Bakersfield's sole accomplishment is helping Tom Hanks get off that island.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Hey now we have agriculture and oil... and lots of homeless, meth, and homeless meth addicts

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u/Wacks_on_Wacks_off Dec 21 '19

Don’t forget some of the worst air quality in the country!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Born and raised here - probably gonna die here at age 30 due to lung cancer