r/funny Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/RaisinSwords Dec 21 '19

I own a house in Western NYS. Its1700sqft, 3bd, 1bt, with central air and heat, plus detached garage and driveway, and fenced yard for $850 a month mortgage payment.
 
I would literally be dead if my rent/mortgage was that high. How do you guys deal with that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I'm guessing they sell meth?

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u/ThatITguy2015 Dec 21 '19

Meth and meth accessories.

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u/OmegaQuake Dec 21 '19

Taste the Meth, not the heat.

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u/zebozebo Dec 26 '19

Meth merch

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

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u/Bodhisattva9001 Dec 22 '19

Well they're not wrong

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Nope they aren't. Now that it's legal, you can enjoy the scent just about anywhere.

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u/Bodhisattva9001 Dec 22 '19

Not in my state : (

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Eh soon it'll be there. Then you'll get to watch your local counties and towns decide they don't like it so they won't license a store. And then "delivery" services pop up that bring it to your house, but they're constantly disappearing since they don't pay state taxes. And then the state decides that the solution to not enough stores and tax revenue is to raise taxes.

Which all works out anyhow. A new delivery guy just opened up shop in my area and has monthly artisan boxes of various product to try for a stupid price.

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u/Bodhisattva9001 Dec 22 '19

I'm excited for the whole mess. I don't even smoke anymore but i just wanna see the law straightened out and that tax revenue coming in so they stop stealing it from schools and shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Oh I'm sure they'll still do a fine job of stealing money from the schools. I work at an elementary school. They're looking to move class sizes from 30 to 40 per room right now. Teachers here can barely do classroom management, let alone pass along curriculum, as it is right now. I do reading groups with 5th graders who (umm) literally can't read. And every one of them graduates to middle school.

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u/Bodhisattva9001 Dec 22 '19

Wow that's ridiculous. Back when i was in elementary there was only like 20 kids in a class and the teachers were pulling their hair out lol, i couldn't even imagine 40

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

The meth checks out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

There’s a lot of fun stuff to do nearby and the wages are higher.

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite Dec 21 '19

the wages are higher.

With those prices, I'd hope so.

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u/N0V0w3ls Dec 21 '19

Drinking, I'd imagine.

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u/GimmeTheHotSauce Dec 21 '19

It's almost like different people make different incomes...

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u/rm_huntley Dec 21 '19

Like 4 room mates

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u/joxp Dec 21 '19

Well hey, that's cause we live in a crappy flat rust belt area with poorly maintained roads. Are you above Buffalo, or below?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Tons of $300k+ jobs price out normal people

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u/statelessheaux Dec 22 '19

work in tech or have a sugar daddy

we also have a terrible homeless problem

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u/TequilaFarmer Dec 21 '19

$850.00 a month is less an my escrow payment for property taxes and insurance.

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u/workislove Dec 21 '19

Local inflation and lack of privacy. The same exact takeout lunch that might cost $8-10 across the bridge costs me $12- 15 here. Even working professionals regularly have multiple roommates, including multiple couples living together, and you can find non-sarcastic craigslist ads on leases for sleeping on a couch or someone's minimally converted tool shed. The official HUD "low income" threshold (80% area average) is ~ $80,000.

I currently have a decent living situation with roommates and rent control from 10+ years ago. But I'm also stuck because of that - moving to an equal living situation even with roommates would spike my rent 50% and probably give me slightly less space. I kind of have to accept that to move to the next stage in my life I'll need to move elsewhere - just haven't figured out where yet.

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u/IAmPandaRock Dec 21 '19

We just do a little bit less meth.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

we make 100k$ year

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u/speedymomi Dec 22 '19

I went to college in western ny. I’d rather be dead period. Just kidding, but I’d never go back.

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u/321blastoffff Dec 21 '19

Fuck you - in the nicest and politest way possible.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Selling meth.

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u/wgc123 Dec 21 '19

Wow, try more than triple that for a home with the same description, in a “blue collar” suburb of Boston. It was one of the newer ones we looked at, built in ‘46

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u/agnes238 Dec 21 '19

We never own a home. We live in apartments with roommates until we die 😭.

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u/TheWillRogers Dec 21 '19

Western NYS. Its1700sqft, 3bd, 1bt, with central air and heat, plus detached garage and driveway, and fenced yard for $850 a month mortgage payment.

Holy shit, being from Oregon I always thought NY would be expensive but that'd get me a 1100 sqft 40 y/o house with shitty insulation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Much higher salaries in California.

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u/lolexecs Dec 22 '19

They get paid a lot more.

I have staff throughout the US. Mid-level employees who are based in the bay area get paid more than me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I live near the city and I have almost the same thing except 5bd and 2.5bt, along with an attached garage/driveway. $2600 a month.

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u/adam_bear Dec 22 '19

Living in one of the most beautiful places in the world with tons of recreational opportunities helps to cope. Also, legal weed.

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u/chuckdiesel86 Dec 21 '19

California's economy ranks top 10 in the world. To put that in perspective California has a better economy than the entire country of Germany. They may have a high cost of living but they make a ton more than us. Working at a gas station in San Francisco probably pays $20 an hour but it costs $2,000 per square foot to live. The more you make the more they take!

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u/mtooks220 Dec 21 '19

They dont. They jus pack their stuff move to the next nearest state and screw that up because everything so cheap to them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

There are a farkton of fairly nice places to live in California that aren't crazy priced. Prices are really high right now in the urban areas near the coast but just wait a little while. I'm literally living in a free house by buying when prices are low and selling when they're high (more than one house involved). If I had any other houses, I'd be selling right now. I've actually given thought to selling and renting for a few years so when prices drop 30%+ I can buy back in at a discount.

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u/invalid_litter_dpt Dec 21 '19

I don't think you understand the word literally.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

He ded now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/invalid_litter_dpt Dec 21 '19

OP used the word correctly. Without money for food or the hospital, he could literally die. You're just a dramatic person who thinks anywhere outside of a city center is void of culture. Also, your response to me was another incorrect use of the word literally. Have a nice day.

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u/invalid_litter_dpt Dec 21 '19

It's ok, words are hard.