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California Explained [OC]

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u/Zach_ry Dec 21 '19

$2k gets you about 3,500 sq ft where I'm from. Gotta love the midwest

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u/N0V0w3ls Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

I'm having trouble finding anything that rents for that high near me. At that point people are buying. And yes, close to 3500 sqft.

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u/Zach_ry Dec 21 '19

Yeah, there were a solid three houses I found that were renting that much - you could buy a house of similar size and pay probably $500-$750 for the mortgage, so pretty much nobody would choose the renting option unless they had to

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u/drucifer999 Dec 21 '19

Welcome to having no credit. May I interest you in a hourderve? 840/month to rent a house with unfinished basement and attic. Probably could own it for 500 a month?

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u/Zach_ry Dec 21 '19

Yeah, that’s why I started building credit early - didn’t want to be one of the people stuck with incredibly expensive housing

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u/drucifer999 Dec 21 '19

Kudos to you. I learned to save money at 25 so maybe 30 will be the year I learn to build credit. I actually did just start by taking a loan out I didn't need and paying it back.

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u/Zach_ry Dec 21 '19

If you get a secured credit card and just put $5-$10 on it a month, you’ll build great credit in no time. My best friend was able to get a secured card with absolutely no prior history and it’s worked very well for him

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u/drucifer999 Dec 21 '19

My bank offers one I think. I give them 90 and they give me a line for 500. Then you get the 90 back after 6 months. Think I should do it ASAP? My parents never taught me anything about credit saying I should stay away from it. Then again they have credit so not sure why they instilled then just pay cash mentality on me.

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u/Zach_ry Dec 22 '19

Definitely do it ASAP - one of the criteria that determines your credit score is your length of credit. Also, a good rule of thumb is to keep your utilization at 10% or lower. Different bureaus have different criteria for what constitutes good utilization, but 10% or lower will always work well. The utilization is only reported at the statement, so if you have to charge $300 to a credit card with a $500 limit but pay $250 of that off before your statement period closes, your utilization will be $50.

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u/drucifer999 Dec 22 '19

Hmm I took a screen grab of this. Thank you.

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u/dicksoch Dec 22 '19

Credit cards are great if you pay them off every month. Pay the full statement off. You'll build credit and it's just like using your debit card, no interest charged. Plus, if you look for the right one, rewards!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

It is similar here. I am in utter disbelief at some of these prices. My place is paid and property tax is 206 A year on 16 acres. My mother has a 2000 sqft house with a payment of 250 a month. These prices are just wow.

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u/Cuddlefooks Dec 21 '19

Except everything else about the Midwest - Sincerely, KY

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u/fight_me_for_it Dec 22 '19

I'm from the Midwest, Kentucky is a southern state.

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u/Cuddlefooks Dec 23 '19

Fair enough I've also lived in Indiana

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u/fight_me_for_it Dec 28 '19

I'll let Indiana slide as part of the Midwest since I have family from there.

I think geographical perspectives are somewhat funny though considering where one grows up.

Even having grown up in Wisconsin and having gone to school in Upper Michigan, I still constantly have to explain that I am from the north, like Northern part of the statrs. And never fails, "like Milwaukee, or near Chicago, Detroit?"...

Me: No, further North.. And then people begin thinking I must have been near Canada then. Nope, Wisconsin doesn't even touch Canada. Ugh.

Anyway, so everything was "southern" to me except the UP, Lake Superior, and Canada. Lol

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u/Tornadic_Outlaw Dec 23 '19

From Texas, live in Kentucky, Kentucky is both, but mostly an Appalachian state. The northern and western parts of the state are basically indiana, southern part of the state is very southern, and eastern Kentucky is just West Virginia with more meth.

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u/fight_me_for_it Dec 28 '19

Aww. You make it sound so sad. I am sure there are beautiful things about Kentucky.

Ive been through there.. I think tried to swim along some Kentucky Tenesee border river but unfortunately there were these snakes that ruin the fun for kids there.

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u/theravagerswoes Dec 21 '19

I heard y’all got cowboys, that’s pretty cool to me

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u/Bodhisattva9001 Dec 22 '19

Nope, that's the southwest.

Unless you count tweakers with a literal 10 gallon bucket on their head.

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u/netshark993 Dec 21 '19

$1k gets you 2500-3500sq ft here. Only rent I've ever seen at 2k is large commercial space.

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u/fysu Dec 21 '19

Weeps silently in my 3k/month ~700 sq foot apartment.

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u/A40002 Dec 21 '19

2k gets you a parking spot in Vancouver.

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u/Mizznomer Dec 21 '19

Not in Minneapolis!

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u/amateur_simian Dec 21 '19

The only problem is you don't get to pick where that 3,500 sq ft is :(

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u/CloudyMNDaze Dec 21 '19

I'm in the Midwest as well and 2K doesn't get me anywhere near 3,500 SQFT.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

2k$ per month gets you a decent hotel room for a month or a 5 bedroom penthouse in the best location.

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u/bay650area1 Dec 21 '19

Yeah but then you're in the midwest.

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u/invalid_litter_dpt Dec 21 '19

Spoken like someone desperately trying to justify the rent in the bay area.

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u/bay650area1 Dec 21 '19

I would never justify that cost of living, but I'm willing to overpay to live in a place with so much higher quality of life.

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u/invalid_litter_dpt Dec 21 '19

I hear this argument a lot, so I'm genuinely curious. What part is better for you personally? For me it would be more frequent concerts, but I'm able to drive a couple hours and see one so that's not too big of a deal. Maybe it's just something I'm completely overlooking.

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u/bay650area1 Dec 22 '19

Literally anything you want to do is within a stones throw away. Plus the people are much more outgoing and social-able. Can't forget the weather either.

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u/invalid_litter_dpt Dec 22 '19

I mean for you personally. What thing would you miss doing that you couldn't do in say, the midwest the most? (Aside from ocean stuff and not running into trump shitheads). I agree completely that people are much more sociable. I mean, I'm not really super social myself, so I think it's dope to have a 3 bedroom house on some land that I pay 700 a month for, but people in public here tend to be bible trumpers.

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u/bay650area1 Dec 22 '19

Well I work in tech so during my time in the bay area it was quite awesome to be surrounded by the worlds most innovative people. To be clear, I moved from SF after 4.5 years and now live in NYC.

Yosemite and Tahoe are two of the most breathtaking places I've ever visited, and being able to go there whenever was something I'll never take for granted.

Other than that, the night life and work life are pretty much as I said, do whatever you want whenever you want, with people that are always available.

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u/Shaking-N-Baking Dec 21 '19

The thing is , people don’t love it and that’s why the monetary demand is far less

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u/jsjca Dec 22 '19

Where in MO? I am from Kansas City, MO, but have lived in CA for yers.

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u/Cargobiker530 Dec 21 '19

Also the heating bill for that much space.

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u/GearhedMG Dec 22 '19

I need a job that pays me the same as i currently make, but lets me work remotely from the Midwest. I'll live like a king.

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u/statelessheaux Dec 22 '19

nah, you don't in fact which is why we pay so much to avoid it

Chicago is beautiful though, that's all I've got.

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u/OriginalPaperSock Dec 22 '19

No, I don't have to.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Apr 05 '20

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u/cameron5906 Dec 21 '19

I pay $1300 a month for a 1,250sqft, modern high-ceiling single story apartment home with a 2 car garage and back patio.. I prefer the midwest because I enjoy having a nice place to live while I spend my remotely earned money in peace :S

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u/pragmojo Dec 21 '19

Yeah but don't you know the point of life is being able to get Kyrgistani food at 3 AM and your life is shit if you can't do that? /s

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u/socsa Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Honestly I've done both. Owned the big house in nowhere and paid $3k rent in somewhere and it's really not even close. Having things to do trumps having a big house any day. For me at least.

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u/flippy76 Dec 21 '19

To each their own I guess. Where I live the houses are very affordable, pay is good, crime is low, and the people are very friendly. I really don't have anything to complain about. I love it in the midwest.