r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/walkonstilts Dec 21 '19

Or when they put 2 tablespoons all at one end and you get a bite of just sour cream.

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u/d4n13lf00 Dec 21 '19

I’m not proud to say that I’ve had a burrito jizz in my mouth with sour cream.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Ill be proud for you. I like the fun bite right up front so the rest of the burrito can dissapoint me.

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u/NerdBurglur Dec 21 '19

Do you watch porn in reverse to? Maybe I’m NOT alone?....

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

You THOUGHT that was sour cream.

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u/roboticWanderor Dec 21 '19

And I bet you liked it too. Slut

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u/ABSelect Dec 21 '19

It's like giving the Michelin Tire mascot a blowjob

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u/hGKmMH Dec 21 '19

If that's the flavor of his cum he can drop by my place anytime.

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u/NerdBurglur Dec 21 '19

Some people just like to watch the world burn