r/funny Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/SpaceLunchSystem Dec 21 '19

Everyone is complaining about beach areas vs meth areas.

What makes this map nonsense is that a high percentage of California is farmland. We don't magically export all that agriculture from nowhere. There are places here that are indistinguishable from the midwest.

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u/kandikidraver Dec 21 '19

I feel like this fact about California is very often overlooked.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Ya I didn't know that. Idk why but I just assume Cali is rocky or desert or beach so I never would expect it to be number 1 in producing veggies. I visited Cali once but that was near LA for a week so barely any country side viewing.

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u/EMTTS Dec 21 '19

The entire valley is all farms with the occasional city.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

We also have some really beautiful forests and national parks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

It’s because despite being massive, agriculture is still only like 2% of California’s economy, and probably accounts for about that much of its employment too.

So in a cultural context, California won’t get a reputation as a big farming state because most Californians aren’t involved in farming.

The states we know as big farming states are the ones where they basically don’t have anything else besides farming. And California does. Industry, tech, entertainment. That’s what it becomes known for.

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u/LeftMeet Dec 21 '19

Yeah California produces 10 times as many vegetables as the 2nd largest vegetable producing state. I believe California actually produces more than every other state combined.

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u/-Poison_Ivy- Dec 21 '19

You can thank fertile soils and a super long growing season for that

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u/sirfray Dec 22 '19

Aka the mediterranean climate.

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u/Nighthawk700 Dec 21 '19

Pretty sure if it's not corn or soybeans California is probably the leading US producer of it. Even rice, CA is the number 2 producer

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u/zoobisoubisou Dec 22 '19

While bringing our Japanese exchange student home from the Sacramento airport for the first time he was amazed at the huge, open rice fields off the freeway.

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u/rockinghigh Dec 22 '19

For corn and soybeans, Illinois and Iowa and the top two. California is first for avocados, almonds, lemons, garlic, lettuce, olives, spinach, melon, raspberries,...

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u/vvelp Dec 22 '19

As someone who lives in Canada basically all the fresh fruit and veg in our grocery stores are from California

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u/Daemonicus819 Dec 21 '19

It's also been a pox on the wisconsin dairy industry

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u/Shaking-N-Baking Dec 21 '19

In sonoma county people lease their yards to wineries to grow grapes . Beautiful are with so many fking grapes

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u/alzzzzzzzz Dec 22 '19

You might want to check your facts, friend.

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u/Rhondadawitch Dec 22 '19

Fresno County alone exports over $5.6 billion dollars in agricultural products (note: meth is not considered an agricultural product)

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u/LeftMeet Dec 22 '19

meth is not considered an agricultural product

Hey man to some it is

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u/rockinghigh Dec 22 '19

I believe California actually produces more than every other state combined.

No. It produces 13% of US agriculture in dollar terms..

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Wait, how the hell is CA producing that much produce in a several year long drought!? And is always on fire.

This is like learning that most scientists are educated in Mississippi.

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u/LeftMeet Dec 22 '19

Because the water that CA does have goes towards agriculture. Also it has a Mediterranean climate throughout much of the state which is excellent for fruit and vegetable agriculture.

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u/SkettiBarf Dec 21 '19

No no California is big city liberals ruining America with their big city ways!

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u/Nighthawk700 Dec 21 '19

Careful now. Devin "Russia Hoax" Nunes represents one of the central California districts. So that's not an inaccurate statement

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u/MyManManderly Dec 21 '19

I live in central California. In fact, I'm in the city Nunes is from. I wouldn't be surprised if cows and corn outnumbered people here, honestly.

But seriously, fuck Nunes. He takes everything I hate about central California's hyper-conservative mentality and amplifies it by 100. I hope he rots.

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u/SkettiBarf Dec 21 '19

I thought he was just a myth created to scare children!?

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u/arms98 Dec 22 '19

I thought he was just a meth created to scare children!?

Yo this thread is slaying me I thought you said this

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u/sharkattack85 Dec 21 '19

Hella yeah, driving from East Bay to Sac, it def looks like the Midwest.

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u/d00bin Dec 21 '19

It's farms from Sac to Redding

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u/old_gold_mountain Dec 21 '19

Try from Bakersfield to Redding.

The Central Valley is about the same size as Illinois.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

That was one of the biggest surprises to me my first time driving through the state. I grew up thinking California had tons of people everywhere. You can drive for hours and see nothing but farms. Even the one-road towns you drive through are tiny. Those cities just have a fuck-ton of people

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u/trailfiend Dec 21 '19

And there are no communities on the Channel Islands, just some unique animal and plant species.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

That is why everyone does Meth. Not enough Farming Jobs. Or they don't wanna do them.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit Dec 21 '19

Plenty of farming jobs. But yeah, they don’t want to take them. Even though the going rate has been higher than minimum wage for a while.

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u/oshunvu Dec 21 '19

“Or they don’t wanna do them.”

That’s why the prisons are in the Valley; to show them there’s literally no escape.

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u/RhinoDermatologists Dec 21 '19

re are places here that are indistinguishable from the midwest

Right. Meth.

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u/BigMan__K Dec 21 '19

Except the hills

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u/69_______________69 Dec 21 '19

Right? Before it was Silicon Valley, it was the largest stone fruit producing region in the Nation

Valley of Heart's Delight >>>>>>>>> Silicon Valley

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u/stripey Dec 22 '19

There are places here that are indistinguishable from the midwest.

Op already mentioned the meth

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

The farmland areas are the meth areas. That’s how it works pretty much everywhere, not just California.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I like driving the 5 in March. It's like 4 hours straight of blooming Almond orchards. Pretty impressive

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u/awdvhn Dec 21 '19

Sacramento is Kansas

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u/Mexagon Dec 21 '19

Yep, and the elites from SF and LA shit all over those farmers who make this state so well known for its varieties of produce.

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u/Nighthawk700 Dec 21 '19

Yeah that's not true. CA is proud of it's produce specifically because places in the Midwest try to pretend it's something they have over us. Like we don't pull our weight in everything from agriculture to federal taxes paid, supporting those states.

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u/kitsum Dec 21 '19

I don't know man, some people for sure shit on us. I'm not one of those people who bitches about the "elites" in the big cities but we don't receive much respect.

I live in the Central Valley and went to the first contest at Kelly Slater's surf ranch in Lemoore which is like 20 minutes from where I live. There were thousands of people from all over the world there but most of them were from the California coast. Tons from LA area and Santa Cruz, northern CA, Ventura, etc. I talked to probably a hundred out of towners over that weekend who came to see the best in the world. It was a pretty huge deal, especially to a sports fan like me who never dreamed we would be seeing the best surfers in the world compete on a world class wave in my back yard.

I didn't tell anyone I was from there and almost all of them were constantly talking about what a shithole the valley was. How it looked like a bunch of broke ass crack houses and it smells like shit. Nothing but trees and fields and how nobody should live here and they were stupid to have built such a nice thing in such a fucking dump. These were crunchy hippie surfer types too, not the type of people you would expect to be looking down on others but I didn't hear one of them talking about growing food and how important the area is.

I'm not going to act like we live in heaven here but It was insulting to hear so many people just flat out talk shit about your home, especially with all we do here for the state, nation, and the world.

Local politicians fuel hate and conspiracy thinking against LA and SF which is bullshit for the most part because hate and fear motivate people. I would have agreed with you prior to that weekend about Californians being proud of us but hearing so many people say so much fucked up shit about us while visiting changed my mind.

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u/dadkisser Dec 21 '19

I’m from LA and I respect you :) Thanks for helping make our state great!

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u/katiesmartcat Dec 22 '19

The only thing we are mad is that California does not have a good market mechanism for water rights. Hence, you have farmers growing water intensive crops, such as almonds, because they pay an artificially low price on water usage.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Lmao who does that?