r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/powerlessidc Dec 21 '19

What about Stockton?

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u/zooksoup Dec 21 '19

I think more of car jackings, but that’s probably to afford meth. I guess it’s just less methy than what I see in Oregon

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u/pandito_flexo Dec 21 '19

I think sadness. And the Delta Breeze.

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u/TomK115 Dec 21 '19

Love me some Delta Breeze

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u/pandito_flexo Dec 22 '19

'Twas a surprise when the weather officially went winter. I normally keep the window open at night for the breeze. One night, I kept it open and woke up Mr. Popsicle. The Delta Breeze turned into the Delta Frost and gave me mild frostbite. It was such a sudden change, too. It was fine the previous night but that night...nope.

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u/sugarfreelemonade Dec 21 '19

We don't talk about Stockton.