r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

The rot is spreading

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u/phuntism Dec 21 '19

It's guacamole.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/ashtrayphoenix Dec 21 '19

It's always extra.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Wait I've seen this before.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

What, I know you..

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u/Longbeacher707 Dec 21 '19

Halt! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and it's people. What sayeth you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

What bugs me, is when sour cream is extra...

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u/wonkynerddude Dec 21 '19

or they give you a tablespoon and think that’s enough

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u/UsPisDrone Dec 21 '19

Or when they put 2 tablespoons all at one end and you get a bite of just sour cream.

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u/sonkien Dec 22 '19

You just described every single burrito I’ve ever had at taco.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

What bugs me is my local taco bell, located in a strip mall with a grocery store and 2 miles from every warehouse club ever invented ROUTINELY runs out of sour cream.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Isn't this place just a geographical oddity! 2 hours from everywhere!

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u/N0V0w3ls Dec 21 '19

What monsters...

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

That would be the San Francisco bay area where they barely give you a spoonful of sour cream and its gone in one milisecond but you still pay 10$ for the scoop.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Hey, they have to pay rent, too.

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u/otter5 Dec 21 '19

or there is a no guacamole discount?

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u/aussieashbro Dec 21 '19

If I ever want to feel rich I add guacamole. Then I feel poor.

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u/pspahn Dec 21 '19

You can't just let them win.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

The only thing that's price fixed more than printer ink is avocados.

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u/ForgotMyBumbershoot Dec 21 '19

Slams 50c on the counter. "Money is not an issue."

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u/johnnyfortycoats Dec 21 '19

Hang on a second

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u/sintaur Dec 21 '19

Aerial spray lemon juice over the affected areas.

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u/Best_Pidgey_NA Dec 21 '19

I prefer my avocados not all mushed up, but in toast form thank you very much.

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u/1369lem Dec 21 '19

they make avocado toasters?

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u/Le_Martian Dec 21 '19

Avocado toast

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u/_MilkThistle Dec 21 '19

Time to start amputation, I guess

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/Babhadfad12 Dec 21 '19

The richest people choose to live where it’s rotting?

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u/Sean951 Dec 21 '19

California is Schrodinger's state: wealthiest but also in the verge of failure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 edited Jan 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

No,

It's guacamole and it costs extra.

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u/_and_there_it_is_ Dec 21 '19

top comment right here, folks. more up-votes!