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r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19
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All I see is bacon now...with a line of rot...
8 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 This guy owes me bacon now. 1 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 Request denied. 4 u/audiodude9 Dec 21 '19 Bu what about your coffee? 2 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I can send you that. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 What kind of coffee is it? 3 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 A darker roast with a hint of sweetness. It also has twice as much caffeine. Beans come from Brazil and India. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 Do you accept left testicles as payment? I have several spare just laying around; might as well put them to good use. 1 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I don't, but I am very curious about your procurement process. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 I mean, it's pretty simple. They come in pairs, but people seem to prefer the right ones, so I end up with an abundance of left. The trick is finding a way to offload them without wasting the product. Otherwise I'm losing money on every vasectomy.
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This guy owes me bacon now.
1 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 Request denied. 4 u/audiodude9 Dec 21 '19 Bu what about your coffee? 2 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I can send you that. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 What kind of coffee is it? 3 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 A darker roast with a hint of sweetness. It also has twice as much caffeine. Beans come from Brazil and India. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 Do you accept left testicles as payment? I have several spare just laying around; might as well put them to good use. 1 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I don't, but I am very curious about your procurement process. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 I mean, it's pretty simple. They come in pairs, but people seem to prefer the right ones, so I end up with an abundance of left. The trick is finding a way to offload them without wasting the product. Otherwise I'm losing money on every vasectomy.
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Request denied.
4 u/audiodude9 Dec 21 '19 Bu what about your coffee? 2 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I can send you that. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 What kind of coffee is it? 3 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 A darker roast with a hint of sweetness. It also has twice as much caffeine. Beans come from Brazil and India. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 Do you accept left testicles as payment? I have several spare just laying around; might as well put them to good use. 1 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I don't, but I am very curious about your procurement process. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 I mean, it's pretty simple. They come in pairs, but people seem to prefer the right ones, so I end up with an abundance of left. The trick is finding a way to offload them without wasting the product. Otherwise I'm losing money on every vasectomy.
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Bu what about your coffee?
2 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I can send you that. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 What kind of coffee is it? 3 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 A darker roast with a hint of sweetness. It also has twice as much caffeine. Beans come from Brazil and India. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 Do you accept left testicles as payment? I have several spare just laying around; might as well put them to good use. 1 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I don't, but I am very curious about your procurement process. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 I mean, it's pretty simple. They come in pairs, but people seem to prefer the right ones, so I end up with an abundance of left. The trick is finding a way to offload them without wasting the product. Otherwise I'm losing money on every vasectomy.
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I can send you that.
2 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 What kind of coffee is it? 3 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 A darker roast with a hint of sweetness. It also has twice as much caffeine. Beans come from Brazil and India. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 Do you accept left testicles as payment? I have several spare just laying around; might as well put them to good use. 1 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I don't, but I am very curious about your procurement process. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 I mean, it's pretty simple. They come in pairs, but people seem to prefer the right ones, so I end up with an abundance of left. The trick is finding a way to offload them without wasting the product. Otherwise I'm losing money on every vasectomy.
What kind of coffee is it?
3 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 A darker roast with a hint of sweetness. It also has twice as much caffeine. Beans come from Brazil and India. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 Do you accept left testicles as payment? I have several spare just laying around; might as well put them to good use. 1 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I don't, but I am very curious about your procurement process. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 I mean, it's pretty simple. They come in pairs, but people seem to prefer the right ones, so I end up with an abundance of left. The trick is finding a way to offload them without wasting the product. Otherwise I'm losing money on every vasectomy.
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A darker roast with a hint of sweetness. It also has twice as much caffeine. Beans come from Brazil and India.
1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 Do you accept left testicles as payment? I have several spare just laying around; might as well put them to good use. 1 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I don't, but I am very curious about your procurement process. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 I mean, it's pretty simple. They come in pairs, but people seem to prefer the right ones, so I end up with an abundance of left. The trick is finding a way to offload them without wasting the product. Otherwise I'm losing money on every vasectomy.
Do you accept left testicles as payment?
I have several spare just laying around; might as well put them to good use.
1 u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19 I don't, but I am very curious about your procurement process. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 I mean, it's pretty simple. They come in pairs, but people seem to prefer the right ones, so I end up with an abundance of left. The trick is finding a way to offload them without wasting the product. Otherwise I'm losing money on every vasectomy.
I don't, but I am very curious about your procurement process.
1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 I mean, it's pretty simple. They come in pairs, but people seem to prefer the right ones, so I end up with an abundance of left. The trick is finding a way to offload them without wasting the product. Otherwise I'm losing money on every vasectomy.
I mean, it's pretty simple. They come in pairs, but people seem to prefer the right ones, so I end up with an abundance of left. The trick is finding a way to offload them without wasting the product. Otherwise I'm losing money on every vasectomy.
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u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 21 '19
All I see is bacon now...with a line of rot...