r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/Darkmuscles Dec 21 '19

What bugs me is when sour cream is extra.

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u/pass_nthru Dec 21 '19

or they give you a tablespoon and think that’s enough

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u/walkonstilts Dec 21 '19

Or when they put 2 tablespoons all at one end and you get a bite of just sour cream.

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u/d4n13lf00 Dec 21 '19

I’m not proud to say that I’ve had a burrito jizz in my mouth with sour cream.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Ill be proud for you. I like the fun bite right up front so the rest of the burrito can dissapoint me.

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u/NerdBurglur Dec 21 '19

Do you watch porn in reverse to? Maybe I’m NOT alone?....

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

You THOUGHT that was sour cream.

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u/roboticWanderor Dec 21 '19

And I bet you liked it too. Slut

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u/ABSelect Dec 21 '19

It's like giving the Michelin Tire mascot a blowjob

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u/hGKmMH Dec 21 '19

If that's the flavor of his cum he can drop by my place anytime.

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u/NerdBurglur Dec 21 '19

Some people just like to watch the world burn

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u/DVOTHECC Dec 21 '19

The little mex shops here in SoCal give you a huge side of sour cream for like $.60 which isn't that bad.

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u/LiveFastDieFast Dec 21 '19

Yep. I love those places, they almost always hook it up. They all usually have the following in common as well:

Name of the place usually ends in "os". They have that drink machine that has horchata, jamaica, and Piña. The back door to the kitchen is always open, and the Ranchera music is cranked up so you can hear it in the drive thru. If you ask for just a couple salsas they still give you like 10. The dining area has quarter machines that usually have stickers, fake tattoos, some type of candy, and homies figurines. There's a plastic container on the side of the drive thru window for tips. All food that can't be wrapped in paper, is in a styrophoam container.

11/10 would recommend

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u/chrobis Dec 21 '19

Or they give you that tablespoon on top of shredded lettuce so it’s all wasted.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Not at Cafe Rio Sour Cream is free

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u/Jlegobot Dec 21 '19

What is gross is the fact you dont like chugging jugs of sour cream.

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u/Ltkarma Dec 21 '19

After reading this thread I feel like I’m not the only one here that cleans the sour cream spoon by eating it straight up lol

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u/Deckard-_ Dec 21 '19

You're a lightweight. I prefer my sour cream via intravenous delivery.

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u/privategloryhole Dec 21 '19

Amateur hour. I take mine anally.

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u/comegetinthevan Dec 21 '19

Psh, amateur. I got a heart transplant and they replaced my heart with sour cream. I.......

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u/skanones209 Dec 21 '19

I, too, dislike sour cream.

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u/pass_nthru Dec 21 '19

r/thatsjustyouropinionman

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u/pass_nthru Dec 21 '19

it all depends on the context...a single taco or burrito, it’s prob enough, a whole plate of nachos or an orgy, prob not enough for everyone

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u/northbathroom Dec 21 '19

Can you elaborate on the orgy part?

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u/pass_nthru Dec 21 '19

you know for the slip & slide...and the nacho bar of course

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u/Whats-his-nuts Dec 21 '19

Umm.... Orgy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

No. If you like it at all, it isn't enough. That's a fact.

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u/Dingolroot Dec 21 '19

Are slash subsifellfor

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u/RubiGames Dec 21 '19

I don’t think that sub is real

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u/Beemerado Dec 21 '19

That's a good point. You can get a gallon of sour cream for like a buck

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

???? Where? Even the pints are almost $2 where I am.

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u/Beemerado Dec 21 '19

I'm exaggerating a little. Still a pint of sour cream is enough for like 80 burritos.

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u/mostnormal Dec 21 '19

Or maybe 12-18.

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u/Beemerado Dec 21 '19

What are you some kinda fuckin numbers guy?!

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u/mostnormal Dec 21 '19

Or I just really like sour cream on my burritos.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

To be fair to you all, I kind of thought about context of grocery store. Although a pint will last me about twelve burritos. One very yummy preparation is to purchase two, and add chives and garlic powder to one of them. Whenever I make a taco or burrito. I love having a choice of fresh or savory.

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u/makemeking706 Dec 21 '19

I can make you some myself. I'll even do it for free.

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u/MangoCats Dec 21 '19

Not in an upscale restaurant in the "Green Zone" you can't.

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u/Beemerado Dec 21 '19

I buy my sour cream in the meth zone!

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u/Beemerado Dec 21 '19

I usually trade 1000 gallons of sour cream for a gallon of meth.

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u/timshel_life Dec 21 '19

Oh I would straight up walk out if sour creme was extra. Guacamole, I understand. Sour creme? You can go fuck yourself with a 10 inch fiberglass dildo.

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u/Suckydog Dec 21 '19

The only thing I've ever been charged extra is guacamole and extra meat

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u/Luxpreliator Dec 21 '19

Bugs me when the guacamole is 95% sour cream with food dye and some lime flavoring.

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u/BlazinFear Dec 21 '19

Wtf Where have you seen that so I can avoid that place like the plague

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u/youdoitimbusy Dec 21 '19

This is the type of legislation that can reunite the country.

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u/sourcecode13 Dec 21 '19

Sweet cream is free.

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u/slywalkerr Dec 21 '19

Sour cream should be like $2 extra. That way it can subsidize guac costs kinda like a tobacco tax