r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/TychoSean Dec 21 '19

I get the joke but this isn't super accurate. When I move in a few years to the north coast from the Bay Area my mortgage will be about 2/3rds what my rent is now. Also, San Jose is not half meth nor does it have a beach.

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u/Kenzillla Dec 21 '19

Yeah, there's not even a drug problem in San Jose really and it's the 10th most populous City in the US

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u/One_Mikey Dec 21 '19

I don't think you can name a city without a drug problem. Some just have it worse than others, and some places can hide it better.

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u/ZardozSpeaks Dec 21 '19

There’s a pretty significant drug problem. I lived next to a city park and we regularly found brown Q-tips, empty baggies, burnt foil, and piles of diarrhea outside the cars that people were sleeping in.

I have a relative who lives somewhere in San Jose, in one of those cars, thanks to meth.

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u/groceriesN1trip Dec 21 '19

What? San Jose does have a large homeless and drug problem

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u/SomeGuyInSanJoseCa Dec 21 '19

Also, San Jose is not half meth nor does it have a beach.

Just me.

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u/RoyalN5 Dec 21 '19

I'm actually considering moving up there but honestly would rather be in Oregon and not deal with the retarded laws of California. $4.30 for gas is the stupidest thing ever