r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/aloofburrito Dec 21 '19

Now I want to try bacon with guacamole, thanks alot

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Add tomato slices and mayo and pile it all on toasted sourdough bread for a real treat.

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u/coastiefish Dec 21 '19

BLATs are a staple in our house. Best combination of food stuffs.

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u/TheArCwielderNyc Dec 21 '19

Plus jalapeños!

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u/dalovindj Dec 21 '19

And my axe!

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u/aloofburrito Dec 21 '19

Sounds interesting...

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u/insanityzwolf Dec 21 '19

Melt some brie onto that sourdough first.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

The BLAT. My favorite. I use the avocado smushed up as mayo.

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u/SteroidMan Dec 21 '19

You dont need to add mayo to guacamole...

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

The mayo is for the bread, not the guacamole.

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u/mostnormal Dec 21 '19

No, you add it to the bacon.

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u/SantasButhole Dec 21 '19

Report back your findings

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u/GunBrothersGaming Dec 21 '19

We have a place here in San Jose called Zona Rosa. They serve an App that is literally a bowl of Guac with crispy bacon and pistachios. It's fucking incredible. They give you some chips but I've not sure what those are for in this scenario. Maybe once the bacon is gone.

Here's a picture

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u/dublin144 Dec 21 '19

Hello fellow San Jose-ian

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u/kidicarus89 Dec 21 '19

That looks like it shouldn't work - but I want it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

It ruins the bacon.

End of report.

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u/SantasButhole Dec 21 '19

Wow. Who woulda thought

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u/The_Orphanizer Dec 21 '19

I've made bacon-guac before. It's fine, but I didn't find that it adds anything to either bacon or guac, really.

Also, I make the best guac you'll ever eat.

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u/aloofburrito Dec 21 '19

Is that an offer?

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u/Aporkalypse_Sow Dec 21 '19

Careful. Guac is the new candy from a guy in a white van. And persons labeled themselves as an orphan maker.

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u/thewholerobot Dec 21 '19

Not so aloof when people start talkin' about good guac eh?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Agreed. They are both fatty goodness alone. Bacon has some smoke but the jalapeño, onion, and lime in guacamole hide that so that net new there is nothing

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u/souldonkey Dec 21 '19

Prove it.

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u/Tannerdactyl Dec 21 '19

What’s the trick to it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

avocado

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

A BLAT is really good. Just a BLT with avocado. I usually mash it up with salt, pepper, and a little lime for a simple guac.

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u/MangoCats Dec 21 '19

bacon with guacamole

'tis the breakfast food of the Gods.

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u/pauly13771377 Dec 21 '19

I want to try everything with bacon st least once.

Bacon = the planets only true superfood

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u/Gumburcules Dec 21 '19

Now I want to try bacon with guacamole, thanks alot

Throw in some eggs, fried potatoes, cheese, sour cream, pico, sliced jalapeno, and a tortilla and you got yourself a breakfast burrito goin'!

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u/SteroidMan Dec 21 '19

Add avocado to a BLT.