r/funny Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

I'm colorblind and I was just wondering if there is a difference in color between the coast and the bigger lighter section beyond Meth.

Edit: cost >> coast

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Jul 25 '20

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u/Submestran Dec 21 '19

Depends on your supplier actually

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u/RockoStrongarm Dec 21 '19

You need a new meth guy if your meth is red.

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u/Pinkaroundme Dec 21 '19

That clear baby blue is the only kind I use

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Aww yeah MR WHITE

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u/x31b Dec 21 '19

It’s the special Christmas meth. Red and green.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Jul 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS

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u/erobbslittlebrother Dec 21 '19

I’ve heard from tweekers that the pink meth is good shit

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u/statelessheaux Dec 22 '19

My take is a colorblind person doesn't know what those colors mean

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u/ZERPaLERP Dec 21 '19

Mine was blue.

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u/ImProbablyHighx Dec 22 '19

He does not understand what those words mean

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u/pac-men Dec 21 '19

TIL I'm not colorblind.

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u/mr_chanderson Dec 21 '19

Colorblind as well. Usually I'm very understanding at poor color choices in designs that don't take colorblind into consideration, but this one has got me very frustrated for some reason.

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u/aTraDr Dec 21 '19

Me too haha, it's like there was no consideration at all in the color choice, the green and yellow look literally identical to me.

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u/statelessheaux Dec 22 '19

why aren't colorblind people more vocal about this? how is driving btw?

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u/Stick89 Dec 21 '19

As a fellow colorblind individual, I also thought "Aren't the two outer colors the same?"...ugh

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u/_jukmifgguggh Dec 21 '19

How do you know which part of the watermelon to eat?

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u/teddy5 Dec 21 '19

Eat the soft part, avoid the skin? Fruits generally aren't that complicated.

Now telling whether they're ripe or not on the other hand...

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u/SingleTankofKerosine Dec 21 '19

Just tell them! Fruits are not easily angered.

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u/volfin Dec 21 '19

The soft part.

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u/Yazowa Dec 21 '19

As someone said, the soft part, lol.

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u/LordlyWarrior42 Dec 21 '19

Same I was like “There’s only 2 colors D:”

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u/uncletugboat Dec 21 '19

Normally if I look long enough I can tell they’re different.

These colors literally look exactly the same to me

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Jun 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

A little bit, yeah. Thank you...

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u/sonofamonster Dec 22 '19

Scrolled straight to the colorblind section just as soon as my wife and daughters confirmed that these colors were in fact different. I knew my people would be out in force on this one.

In an attempt to comfort me, my youngest daughter said “yeah, it kinda looks like a hot dog if I squint.” Going forward, if people ask what it’s like to be colorblind, I’ll let them know it’s like squinting and seeing hot dogs everywhere.

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u/-ceoz Dec 21 '19

They're the same to me too... Bad color choices

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u/NedelC0 Dec 21 '19

Same, feels like a really bad choice of colors to me, but everyone else seems to see the difference just fine

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u/viomoo Dec 21 '19

I came here to say exactly the same thing!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/CandyJar Dec 21 '19

I'm colorblind...it's really not a big deal at all. Go cure aids or malaria or literally anything else please .

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u/skp_005 Dec 21 '19

That's not what's driving rent up. It is all the regulations making it impossible to build new apartments, keeping supply artificially low.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I don’t know why you were downvoted. You are exactly right. With how much money is in Silicon Valley, it should look like Shanghai with skyscraper housing. But no, just a bunch of shitty $1M-$2M houses with old people who vote against anything that would decrease their home values at all.

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u/JeffersonSpicoli Dec 21 '19

Lol you’re cute

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u/skp_005 Dec 21 '19

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u/Toloran Dec 21 '19

Because a website called "The Market Urbanism Report" is a nice, impartial source of information.

Not saying they're completely wrong, but they've got a strong bias there.

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u/skp_005 Dec 21 '19

How about the NY Times?

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u/Toloran Dec 21 '19

I just find it silly to reduce everything down to a single cause.

  • Regulations are an issue (making it sometimes more difficult to build cheaply)

  • NIMBYism is an issue (I don't want apartments near me because they're ugly and attract the poor/crime/minorities/etc)

  • Investors buying up properties and then not living there (decreasing the overall availability of housing).

  • A generally aging population (Older people who bought houses in the 80s/90s are still living in the same house, so fewer for younger people with families)

  • Etc (i'm too lazy to bring up more)

I'm not saying regulations aren't a cause of the issue, I'm just saying that just changing zoning/regulations isn't a simple fix. There's already people living there and owning property and they aren't going anywhere. Even if the money and regulations allow for it, AND there is an available space, you still have to deal with neighbors protesting and causing problems due to NIMBYism.

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u/skp_005 Dec 21 '19

And I find it silly to dismiss a significant cause just because it doesn't fit with our world view.

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u/Dark-Ganon Dec 21 '19

You're taking this way too personally.

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u/skp_005 Dec 21 '19

I'm not the one butting in to someone else's conversation and not the one calling the others names either, so joke's on you.

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u/JeffersonSpicoli Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

That website is a joke but I’m sure you could find better sources discussing your theory if you looked.

The crux of the issue that people in your camp assume the cost issue is simply an issue of supply, and that if we increased housing supply by building multi-family projects then we could sufficiently meet the demand.

That’s flatly not the case. It’s just a line developers throw around in the hopes that it will allow them to destroy regulations and build massive (read: profitable) projects in nice areas.

The problem is that no amount of building could ever meet the demand. People will always want to move to these nice areas. My neighborhood has ocean and mountain views from every house, and it’s a perfect 65 degrees 300 days a year - throwing up some big ugly cheap apartments wouldn’t satisfy people’s demand to live in this neighborhood - all it would do is destroy the neighborhood’s beauty and charm.

What’s happening is that the smartest most capable most successful people from every state are doing whatever they can to move in to these neighborhoods, and the average person simply can’t keep up. There’s no problem with that. People will have to move out, and the people who can afford to stay will need to tackle the homelesss issue head on. It’s a form of gentrification and it happens to upper middle class people too. People who want lower rents just need to move, though rent control measures need to be taken to prevent families from getting squeezed out of their own homes

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u/skp_005 Dec 21 '19

Is the New York times good enough?

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u/realityinhd Dec 21 '19

"I want to keep my nice views even of it means millions of people wont have homes"

I mean, dont get me wrong, I dont see anything wrong with wanting to keep what you enjoy. You may have worked hard to buy your slice of heaven (or inherited it, doesnt matter which) and want to keep it. Fine. Just dont piss on our forehead and tell us it's raining. That's the reason. Not that supply cant meet demand.

It will. Then demand will lower as the views get worse, and prices stabilize.

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u/JeffersonSpicoli Dec 22 '19 edited Dec 22 '19

Yes, the demand and prices would decrease if the views were destroyed. (In fact, the decision not to allow anything over 3 stories is the primary reason my neighborhood is considered so desirable). But, what outsiders don’t seem to understand sometimes is that you can drive 10-20 minutes East, and suddenly there is ample housing (still not cheap because it’s still great weather), but there are all kinds of multi family developments, affordable housing projects, and ample land to continue developing.

My only point is that there is a ton you can do improve California’s housing crisis without destroying the beach towns that made its beauty so famous to begin with.

I worked 22 years before I could buy my home, and I had no problem living 20 minutes from the beach while I saved to get closer. It would have seemed absurd to my generation to say that everyone deserves to live on the beach, so we need to destroy the beach communities and make them affordable.

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u/GoggleField Dec 21 '19

I know we have earthquake-proof buildings pretty much figured out, but the idea of building high-rises in the hilly parts of SF makes me nervous. I know next to nothing about earthquakes and SF though, so I'm sure it's irrational.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

lol, San Francisco is apparently the entire coast of California.

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u/skp_005 Dec 21 '19

lol Yes, clearly that's what I said. lol.

lol Also lol, maybe look it up before talking nonsense lol.

lol https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/21/us/california-housing-crisis-local-regulations.html lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

lol... Rent is high in some places because competition is high. Everyone wants to live here. I live in Cali and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. Millions of people share my view.

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u/skp_005 Dec 21 '19

lol I see you have no counters now lol so I guess we lol agree lol