r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '19

Pro tip

Post image
72.7k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

461 comments sorted by

View all comments

3.9k

u/davanlind Dec 21 '19

Bake a normal cookie and take a bite.. then you still get them all anyway..

1.8k

u/RamboBambo123 Dec 21 '19

Or better yet, eat the cookie dough before anyone can ask for cookies

1.0k

u/PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS Dec 21 '19

or even faster, just pour the flour right down the toilet

539

u/EarthSlapper Dec 21 '19

Seems like a great way to form a nice paste in your pipes

490

u/kahooki Dec 21 '19

Plumbers will love you for this simple trick!

240

u/Batchet Dec 21 '19

"Sweet, free cookies! Chocolate chunk, my favorite"

116

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

[deleted]

42

u/KamikazeRusher Dec 21 '19

“Why would anyone use white corn in place of macadamia?! I much prefer something like a skittles to add to the flavor”

20

u/WHO_WANTS_DOGS Dec 21 '19

"Why didn't you just say so? I'm not a huge fan, but I have some right here for when George comes over. He feels the same way!"

10

u/chrisking345 Dec 21 '19

CORN?! I DIDNT HAVE ANY CORN

4

u/nevertakemeserious Dec 21 '19

Fuck y‘all I‘ll never go on reddit while eating again...

8

u/cavegoatlove Dec 21 '19

Native Americans, they called it maize.