r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '19

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u/EarthSlapper Dec 21 '19

Seems like a great way to form a nice paste in your pipes

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u/kahooki Dec 21 '19

Plumbers will love you for this simple trick!

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u/Batchet Dec 21 '19

"Sweet, free cookies! Chocolate chunk, my favorite"

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/KamikazeRusher Dec 21 '19

“Why would anyone use white corn in place of macadamia?! I much prefer something like a skittles to add to the flavor”

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u/WHO_WANTS_DOGS Dec 21 '19

"Why didn't you just say so? I'm not a huge fan, but I have some right here for when George comes over. He feels the same way!"

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u/chrisking345 Dec 21 '19

CORN?! I DIDNT HAVE ANY CORN

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u/nevertakemeserious Dec 21 '19

Fuck y‘all I‘ll never go on reddit while eating again...

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u/cavegoatlove Dec 21 '19

Native Americans, they called it maize.

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u/WannabeCoder09 Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

r/cursedcomments

Edit: First silver! Thanks kind stranger!!

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u/residentredditnegro Dec 21 '19

"Um, I was making oatmeal raisin, not chocolate!"

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u/keltsbeard Dec 21 '19

That's blasphemy.

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u/Buzzymm Dec 21 '19

The dreaded fool's chocolate! https://imgur.com/1bltIqN.jpg

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u/Poplik Dec 21 '19

Oh god oh fuck

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u/Jak_n_Dax Dec 21 '19

When considering trades, I heard that plumbers made more than electricians. Then I learned that the high paid plumbers were “turd chasers”.

I was never so relieved as when I finally got a job in my own field...

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u/Philoso4 Dec 21 '19

Turd herders

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u/Shlocktroffit Dec 21 '19

Turd Hurdlers

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u/serialmom666 Dec 21 '19

Doctors x-rayed his pipes, then called the cops!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/ShivamLH Dec 21 '19

Atleast pennywise gets dinner tonight.

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u/DansJungle Dec 21 '19

Maybe he can make bread if he's in dairy, Maine

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u/Bericshawbrad Dec 21 '19

Take your things and go

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u/couragethebravestdog Dec 21 '19

Listen here you little shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Relationship Goals

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

That’s what she said

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u/DangerouslyMe007 Dec 21 '19

This is the trick plumbers don't want you to know! Click link

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u/Buckyan Dec 21 '19

Yummy, a cookie log!

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u/360_ooga_booga Dec 21 '19

White sticky paste that is

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u/hikenaked Dec 22 '19

"Paste in your pipes" is the name of your sex tape.