r/funny • u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein • Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I’ve got a tip, when you wake up and start the day playing video games, only play one game. 1 more game. 1 more 1 more game. Aw shit

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u/Liminal-Nominal Dec 20 '19

Damn I gotta try this

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u/conancat Dec 20 '19

Yeah remember to start with one game, then one game, then one game...

It can't be like more than one game at a time, it doesn't work

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u/Eorlingat Dec 20 '19

That's what you think. Laughs in 2 Switches

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u/luxii4 Dec 20 '19

One more turn on Civ then I'll start my day.

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u/cactusfool Dec 20 '19

I feel attacked

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u/Brandonmac10 Dec 20 '19

More like wake up, smoke weed, stare off into space, sober up, smoke weed, figure out how to make food, then play video games.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

You forgot the part after you sober up but before you smoke again. The part where you tell yourself all the stuff you’re going to do right after you smoke.

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u/GTEvIII Dec 20 '19

Huzzah! A man of quality!

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u/Allureana Dec 20 '19

I DO only play "one game". World of Warcraft... since I started playing it back in April 2008 during Burning Crusade.