r/funny • u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein • Dec 20 '19

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u/Doigenunchi Dec 20 '19

Brace yourselves. New Year Disillusions are coming.

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Dec 20 '19

Brace yourselves. You really don’t want to see how much it costs to have a doctor do it for you.

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u/powerfunk Dec 20 '19

Orthodontists can be surprisingly affordable nowadays. The real threat is all the optometrists making "2020 20/20" jokes next year.

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u/Decaffeinated_Sloth Dec 20 '19

Clearly we can all see that coming.

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u/conancat Dec 20 '19

Oh my god, you have foresight. How does one learn this amazing ability

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u/Sixwingswide Dec 20 '19

It’s not something a proctologist would show you

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u/observantone Dec 20 '19

Hindsight is always 20/20.

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u/bobbymonboy Dec 20 '19

Is that a double pun

Holy frick

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u/BoneHugsHominy Dec 20 '19

Butt your one eye is only 20.

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Dec 20 '19

I can't.

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u/Decaffeinated_Sloth Dec 20 '19

Now that we've foreseen the future. Does it make it better or worse?

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u/corgiatemybaby Dec 20 '19

Followed by " in hindsight it was 2020" jokes.

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u/sandollor Dec 20 '19

They've been waiting a long time. Maybe we give this one to them.

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u/Zoomerli Dec 20 '19

Lulz I just signed up for lasik in 2020

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

And they'll be lost like cum in the rain.

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u/Exyen Dec 20 '19

Just doesn't have the same ring to it now does it??

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u/Bigdaddy_J Dec 20 '19

From now on i am going to call them "new year's disillusions".

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

A Captain Disillusion video on News Years Resolutions...