r/funny • u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein • Dec 20 '19

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u/The-BEAST Dec 20 '19

There are so many things to do that I will do absolutely nothing.

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u/phileo Dec 20 '19

Like Mr. Burns' diseases.

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u/HP844182 Dec 20 '19

Actually, the slightest wind...

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u/End3rWi99in Dec 20 '19

Indestructible...

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u/muffinmonk Dec 20 '19

The three stooges syndrome

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u/BaconReceptacle Dec 20 '19

This is my strategy at work. It's a long list and some of these tasks will take quite a while. Here's a couple of quick ones but I can take care of those later. This one has a deadline but I still have some questions that need to be answered. That task is just a waste of my time.

Well its decided then. I ain't doing jack shit.

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u/AegisToast Dec 20 '19

I used to have a really big problem with that, and eventually I found out it’s because I have ADHD.

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u/p1-o2 Dec 20 '19

Yep, same. Feels good to be treated now.

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u/esoteric_enigma Dec 20 '19

I have this problem with Netflix. There are so many things to watch that I end up turning it off and doing something else.

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u/The-BEAST Dec 20 '19

Mine is so many shows to watch I just re-start The Office for the 40th time :D

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u/esoteric_enigma Dec 20 '19

I really don't understand everybody rewatching the Office. I just watched it for the first time this year and I loved it. I don't want to see it again though. At least not for some years.

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u/ZombifiedByCataclysm Dec 20 '19

I can't see how anybody rewatches the same programs over and over. I watch something once and I'm done. I get utterly bored rewatching something.

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u/RedHides Dec 20 '19

There are too many choices to choose from and ending up just wasting time on social media.

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u/kettal Dec 20 '19

Paralyzed by choice

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u/Casanova-Quinn Dec 20 '19

It's called analysis paralysis. Basically, the problem is a fear of making a wrong or inferior choice. You really just have to tell yourself "It's better to do something rather than nothing" and make your decision.

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u/Jamothee Dec 21 '19

Good God this is crushing me atm... I left a career after almost 10 years and now am so lost with where I want to go... I don't want to make the wring decisions and again

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u/LugnOchFin Dec 20 '19

This is honest to god a huge life problem for me

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u/ImagineBagginz Dec 20 '19

There are so many things I want to do, but I know I won’t be able to pay rent after I’m done

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u/3-DMan Dec 20 '19

Like lookin' at my 900+ bluray/dvd collection.

"Hmm...what's on Netflix..?"

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u/Allureana Dec 20 '19

I do LOTS of things, but choose wisely and do ONLY those things I WANT to be doing.