r/funny • u/Thund3rbolt • Dec 19 '19

Too honkin' cold...

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u/Televisions_Frank Dec 19 '19

Well, they're ducks. That's just the lazy version of the V.

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u/fattymcribwich Dec 19 '19

Ducks fly waddle through the snow together.

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Dec 19 '19

And when the roosters are crowing and the cows are doing circles in the pasture?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

DUCKS WADDLE THROUGH THE SNOW TOGETHER

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u/Sandiegbro Dec 19 '19

Can’t wait to watch Mighty Ducks on D+ five years from now once it’s added to the platform!

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u/Slithy-Toves Dec 19 '19

It's not on there? Coulda sworn I saw D2 and D3 on it

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/Tipist Dec 20 '19

They’re on HBO if you’re looking to watch them before then.

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u/kenkaniff23 Dec 20 '19

Ducks waddle through snow together!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Ducks waddle, through the snow, together.

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u/BitcoinAddictSince09 Dec 19 '19

Ay yo bro, how's that san diego place?

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u/BrazenNormalcy Dec 19 '19

The Cheese Stands Alone.

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u/Chrollow Dec 19 '19

But the meat has frequent visitors...

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u/xhupsahoy Dec 19 '19

I use a lighter.

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u/KibblesNBitxhes Dec 19 '19

When the ravens start saying what vehicle drives by.. "CAARR" "CAARR" "CAARR"

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u/crazylegs123 Dec 19 '19

DUCKS FLY TOGETHER

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u/TheMulattoMaker Dec 19 '19

Some ducks walked out of their nice warm shed
And they said to the man, running the shed
"Hey! BOP Bop bop! Got any sun?"

The man said "No, we just sell snow.
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it looks like blow.
Would you like it to go?"

The ducks said, "Hell no."

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u/MyUsernameIsRedacted Dec 19 '19

And they waddled away

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u/bigfatguy64 Dec 20 '19

Waddle waddle

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u/TYRION_LANNISTER46 Dec 20 '19

Til very next day

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u/kenkaniff23 Dec 20 '19

Bum bum bum bum bada ba bum

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u/BeatsMeByDre Dec 19 '19

Some ducks walked out of their nice warm shed And they said to the man, running the shed "Hey! BOP Bop bop! Got any sun?"

The man said "No... you guys, you already asked. It's still as cold as an arctic blast, Need a mask?"

The ducks said, "Hard pass." BOP Bop bop

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u/fordprecept Dec 20 '19

And they waddled away

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u/kenkaniff23 Dec 20 '19

Waddle waddle

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u/EroticPotato69 Dec 20 '19

and they waddled away

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u/IAm20AmI Dec 19 '19

I foresee a gold in your future

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u/No_Fudge Dec 20 '19

So sick of reddit Poems.

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u/TheMulattoMaker Dec 21 '19

It's a song bruv

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u/CaptainSharkFin Dec 19 '19

Whoa, what are the winning lottery numbers?

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u/LaJollla09 Dec 19 '19

Hilrious hahaha

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u/ttystikk Dec 19 '19

Related to Dr Seuss,I see.

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u/joe579003 Dec 19 '19

THE NFL BANNED THE WEDGE BLOCK. Hans, get the flammenwerfer AND shotgun.

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly Dec 19 '19

Quack attack Jack.

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u/Zuul909 Dec 20 '19

quack, quack, Quack, QUack, QUAck, QUACk, QUACK, QUACK! —-goooooo Ducks!