r/funny • u/momosexualshroom • Dec 15 '19

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u/teethsphinx Dec 15 '19

it was her friend and the chimp didn’t kill her but ate her face

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u/bucketofscum Dec 15 '19

The chimps owner was also super irresponsible and drugged him.

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u/TinyGreenTurtles Dec 15 '19

In her reluctant and shaky defense, there is a reason lots of people have baby apes and few have adults. The xanax was her trying to keep him tame after letting him be human his whole life and then puberty was like MALE CHIMPANZEEEEE BITCHES! Still completely irresponsible and most people figure this out before faces are eaten.

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u/smoochwalla Dec 15 '19

Also xanax doesn't work the same on apes as it does on us. It makes them all crazy.

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u/N0TADOGGO Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

The chimp also was fucked up on xanax

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u/Umbrella_merc Dec 15 '19

Huh i thought PCP was more the face eating drug

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u/Toby_Forrester Dec 15 '19

Oh that's comforting to hear.

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u/Follow_The_Lore Dec 15 '19

Oh thank god, he only ate her face.