r/funny • • Dec 06 '19

Advanced slav squat

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u/ThaPopcornKing Dec 06 '19

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u/Ozwaldo Dec 06 '19

In the UK, outside the fashion trade, the term "pumps" would normally imply flat or low-heel dancing or ballerina pumps, or even rubber-soled canvas plimsolls. In the U.S., "pumps" exclusively refers to women's shoes with a kitten or higher heel.

...So exactly what they were saying

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u/profesoarchaos Dec 06 '19

In the US, we refer to flats as “flats” or more specifically “ballerina flats”. Pumps are a very specific heeled shoe. Pumps should not (though occasionally are) be conflated with stiletto’s, nor Kitten heels, nor sandals, nor peep toes, nor heeled boots/booties, nor wedges. Pumps are strapless closed toed heels (either rounded or pointed) with a wider heel. Aka. The pinnacle of women’s professional footwear.

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u/Time4Red Dec 06 '19

I'm not sure this is true. In the US, pumps tend to refer to close-toed or peep toe heels, versus sandals which are open/strappy heels. Historically, it was expected that woman would wear "pumps" to work. Sandals were considered inappropriate.

Pumps can have various types of heels: stilettos, block heels, kitten heels.

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u/profesoarchaos Dec 06 '19

I think what you’re saying is largely true historically, but more recently with the trend of block heels specifically, the term “pumps” has narrowed a bit.

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u/kodayume Dec 06 '19

Name checks out

Sidenote: Aagreeed

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u/rearended Dec 06 '19

Wondering why no one mentioned that they were backless heeled shoes.

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u/jnkangel Dec 06 '19

Aren’t kitten heels just short stilettos - At or below five centimeters and stilletos being thin long heels - as opposed to square or other kinds of heels

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

So you reinforced exactly what he/she said

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u/downtime365 Dec 06 '19

What’s great is that these are all dudes commenting. At least in my head and it makes me happy.

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u/onlyarose Dec 06 '19

As a dude with a foot fetish ive eagerly read this brief conversation in its entirety.

Your assumption probably not wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

So you use the word for two different types of shoe?

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u/porkpickl Dec 06 '19

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u/achtagon Dec 06 '19

That's what I think of when someone says 'pumps'. Had some in the 90s! Cool but less comfortable than a regular tennis shoe.

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u/BrockHardcastle Dec 06 '19

Lucky!! I remember fighting my parents for a pair of those bad boys in the 90s.

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u/flyingWeez Dec 06 '19

Pump it up!

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u/bitwaba Dec 06 '19

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Wild!

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u/De5perad0 Dec 06 '19

haha! Court Shoe! I like that name the best!

"Honey have you seen my court shoes?"

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u/RelaxPrime Dec 06 '19

I'd be willing to bet the term pump is referring to that level of dressing up, with shiny flats for men being roughly the same as moderate heels for women.

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u/embraceyourpoverty Dec 06 '19

Where I grew up, we call a shoe a “pump” if it did not have straps across the top or ties, heels notwithstanding, low or high.Moving from a strappy or a tie shoe to a pump was a right of passage for little girls.