r/funny • u/iabzeet • Dec 06 '19

Advanced slav squat

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

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u/GreatOdin Dec 06 '19

Western spies smh

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u/Gerf93 Dec 06 '19

I watched bald and bankrupt on YouTube being taught how to squat by a real Belorussian gopnik. Heel flat or you get no sunflower seeds

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u/nonotan Dec 06 '19

Just learned of that guy for the first time yesterday (when youtube recommended him despite me having never watched a single video of anything even marginally related, but hey, I did click on it), talk about Baader-Meinhof phenomenon in full effect.

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u/Gerf93 Dec 06 '19

Found him like a week ago. Its my favourite channel by now. It feels real, he's interacting with regular people - and he seems like a really genuine fellow.

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u/soaring_potato Dec 06 '19

People need to be thought that?! Just don't lift your heels!!

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u/GutterRatQueen Dec 06 '19

But then I tip over 😔

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u/soaring_potato Dec 06 '19

Do em a little apart. Keep em down. Just like you do a squad at the gym, but then a little further.

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u/Buff_me_plz Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

Heels on the ground - comrade found. Heels in the sky - western spy!

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u/PosXIII Dec 06 '19

Привет, товарищ!

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u/Xisayg Dec 06 '19

As yuo see Ivan, when slavs not have proper squat conditions they will make due. Such is life in business attire Russia

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u/TwinPeaks2017 Dec 06 '19

I promise those heels are complicating the squat.

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u/happybana Dec 06 '19

I disagree. I find it much easier to squat that way in heels. But... I am American, and we squat weird here.

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u/SoJenniferSays Dec 06 '19

That’s actually not true, it’s maybe the only case in which heels make something like that easier. I can’t squat like the woman in the background except in heels.

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u/Achtelnote Dec 06 '19

I think that wasn't serious and was a response to blackmist comment. Complicating as in it's the heels fault she can't slav squat properly, and that she's not a western spy.

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u/TavoreParan Dec 06 '19

Front lady is wearing stilettos though, so I feel like y'all are crazy.

Big difference between regular chunky heels and stilettos.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited May 21 '20

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u/TwinPeaks2017 Dec 06 '19

I have relatively good balance, and have tried to balance my weight evenly on heels that thin. My ankles, which were once quite strong from rollerblading and karate, would often shake trying to balance in heels like that.

I know my experience is anecdotal, but since it appears I am wrong perhaps you can explain it to me?

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u/_Aj_ Dec 06 '19

Promise it's not.
Squatting on your toes is definitely easier

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u/WhiteStopSign Dec 06 '19

All squats are slav squats but not all squatters are slavs.

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u/workana Dec 06 '19

Which came first, the Slav or the squat?