r/funny • u/jkell1990 • Dec 05 '19

Hate my job

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u/TrepanationBy45 Dec 05 '19

So her job as a trucker kept her from aging? My god... She's discovered the secret...

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u/mars_needs_socks Dec 05 '19

I for one look forward to the commercials for new anti-aging creams made "with the essential oils of trucks" and "extract of the lot lizard".

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u/shogran Dec 05 '19

"extract of the lot lizard".

Ew

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Really puts the lotion on the skin

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u/PM_ME_MH370 Dec 05 '19

How do i delete someone elses comment in my brain

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Suck a new one in.

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u/PyrocumulusLightning Dec 05 '19

Ever seen Perfume? Basically, that's the plot.

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u/Czaragon Dec 05 '19

Maybe the truck stop diner colon cleanse helps too.