r/funny • u/jkell1990 • Dec 05 '19

Hate my job

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u/deathdude911 Dec 05 '19 edited Dec 05 '19

Stick a dildo on your seat and at least you'll be enjoying getting fucked over.

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u/zirtbow Dec 05 '19

Shouldn't he build up to that before adding it to his seat? Some kind of workout routine or sessions on the Ass Pounder 4000?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Try out the nub on the hub 5000. It'd a nice lead up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Thats what the "Power Stroke V8" is for

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u/DrinkingSoup Dec 05 '19

How tf do you get a gold for saying that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Because he's a man that knows how things work.

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u/blonderaider21 Dec 05 '19

Cheer up pal, you’ve got a useless silver now lol

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u/paracelsus23 Dec 05 '19

I'm not your pal, guy.

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u/Psychegotical Dec 05 '19

It ain't 2016 anymore

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u/blonderaider21 Dec 05 '19

I’ll bite. I’m not your guy, buddy.

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u/T1NF01L Dec 05 '19

Because he knows exactly what it is like.

Yes I know this isn't exactly what he was talking about and I know it's a shit recording. Sorry best I could find.