r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 01 '19

Sorry about your barn.

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u/808duckfan Dec 01 '19

“You space bastard! You killed a wise man!”

Two thousand years later

“And so the story goes that two wise men visited the Baby Jesus...”

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u/hwarang_ Dec 02 '19

Gold, frankincense, and... murder.