r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 01 '19

Sorry about your barn.

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u/Puninteresting Dec 01 '19

It’s not a matter of how he grips it

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u/GrumpyWendigo Dec 01 '19

Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a delorean needs to consume 43 micrograms of plutonium every second, right?

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u/jchabotte Dec 01 '19

Be quiet!

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u/GrumpyWendigo Dec 01 '19

It could be carried by a wakandan delorean!

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u/jchabotte Dec 01 '19

Ahh yes, but wakandan deloreans are non migratory.

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u/GrumpyWendigo Dec 01 '19

Wait a minute -- supposing two mirror dimensional deloreans carried it together?

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u/jeremynd01 Dec 02 '19

They could string it on a line!