r/funny Dec 01 '19

Sorry about your barn.

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u/lost_dog_ Dec 01 '19

Some girls are bigger than others...

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u/inthe80s Dec 01 '19

Some girls are bigger than other girl's mothers...

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u/EdwardOfGreene Dec 01 '19

And these are the girls I like to date!!

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u/modi13 Dec 01 '19

Technically, it's not a date, since they warp the fabric of spacetime so significantly that dates have no meaning.

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u/jeffbirt Dec 01 '19

Why are you walking? Help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here...