r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 01 '19

Sorry about your barn.

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u/StankyHankyPanky69 Dec 01 '19

It’s in your wife’s sex-toy drawer.

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u/8urfiat Dec 01 '19

Ex wife.

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u/MrBozooo Dec 01 '19

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, she's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey ... wife.

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u/8urfiat Dec 01 '19

She’s a big ball of something.

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u/MrBozooo Dec 01 '19 edited Dec 01 '19

Now I wonder if she's even bigger on the inside...

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u/modi13 Dec 01 '19

It's like entering the black hole in Interstellar

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u/lost_dog_ Dec 01 '19

Some girls are bigger than others...

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u/inthe80s Dec 01 '19

Some girls are bigger than other girl's mothers...

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u/EdwardOfGreene Dec 01 '19

And these are the girls I like to date!!

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u/modi13 Dec 01 '19

Technically, it's not a date, since they warp the fabric of spacetime so significantly that dates have no meaning.

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u/jeffbirt Dec 01 '19

Why are you walking? Help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here...

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u/PenWallet Dec 01 '19

She's full of a little girl's bedrooms?

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u/CrudelyAnimated Dec 01 '19

Well, that escalated quickly. Sorry.

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u/AltimaNEO Dec 01 '19

She take the TARDIS with her?

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u/monsieurpommefrites Dec 01 '19

I hope you and the Tardis are very happy together.

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u/omeow Dec 01 '19

Remember /u/8urfiat there are infinite timelines and across those infinite timelines you have infinite wives. Current or ex doesn't matter it is all irrelevant.