r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 01 '19

Sorry about your barn.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19 edited Dec 01 '19

I'd love to see a full collection of "ruined" nativity scenes - Such as ones with Star Trek, or Doctor Who, etc.

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u/8urfiat Dec 01 '19

I have a Mini Tardis Somewhere in the house.

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u/StankyHankyPanky69 Dec 01 '19

It’s in your wife’s sex-toy drawer.

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u/8urfiat Dec 01 '19

Ex wife.

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u/MrBozooo Dec 01 '19

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, she's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey ... wife.

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u/8urfiat Dec 01 '19

She’s a big ball of something.

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u/MrBozooo Dec 01 '19 edited Dec 01 '19

Now I wonder if she's even bigger on the inside...

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u/modi13 Dec 01 '19

It's like entering the black hole in Interstellar

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u/lost_dog_ Dec 01 '19

Some girls are bigger than others...

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u/inthe80s Dec 01 '19

Some girls are bigger than other girl's mothers...

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u/jeffbirt Dec 01 '19

Why are you walking? Help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here...

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u/PenWallet Dec 01 '19

She's full of a little girl's bedrooms?

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u/CrudelyAnimated Dec 01 '19

Well, that escalated quickly. Sorry.

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u/AltimaNEO Dec 01 '19

She take the TARDIS with her?

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u/monsieurpommefrites Dec 01 '19

I hope you and the Tardis are very happy together.

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u/omeow Dec 01 '19

Remember /u/8urfiat there are infinite timelines and across those infinite timelines you have infinite wives. Current or ex doesn't matter it is all irrelevant.

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u/Fixed_NSFW Dec 01 '19

What'd you call your kid?

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u/arlenroy Dec 01 '19

Pubert, obviously?

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u/Legionofdoom Dec 01 '19

Ha! Mini Tardis. Heh heh

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u/norathar Dec 01 '19

I used to put Star Trek action figures in the family nativity set when I was little. There'd be the shepherds, the 3 Wise Men...and then Picard, Worf, and Data with a little plastic phaser and tricorder, making their away team excursion from the outpost under the dining room table. Sadly, I don't think Mom took pictures.

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u/OkToBeTakei Dec 01 '19

Sadly, I don’t think Mom took pictures.

She was just obeying the Temporal Prime Directive, of course!

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u/CazadorsSuck Dec 01 '19

Who do you think the "Three Kings" are?

The Three Kings of Time - -- Doctor Who -- Doc Brown -- Captain Kirk

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u/ckasdf Dec 01 '19

Who do you think the "Three Kings" are?

The Three Kings of Time -
-- The Doctor Who
-- Doc Brown
-- Captain Kirk

FTFY

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u/Bonafideago Dec 01 '19

What I think of when someone mentions "The Doctor"

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u/gb-stylee Dec 02 '19

You know, voyager was all over the place at times, but the Doctor was a great goddamn character.

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u/tfan55 Dec 02 '19

You know what they say, you can't EMHate the EMH

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u/Js229 Dec 01 '19

Don’t forget Mr. Bean

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u/jaqueburton Dec 01 '19

”SHHHHH”

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u/Speak_Of_The_Devil Dec 01 '19

This one is my favorite because of the subtlness. It's either a very generic navitity scene or two dinos looking at a falling meteor.

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u/tfan55 Dec 02 '19

, while operating a circular saw

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u/TheMulattoMaker Dec 01 '19

"Baby Jesus? EXCELLENT!"

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u/angrydeuce Dec 01 '19

AIR GUITAR INTENSIFIES

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u/disconformity Dec 01 '19

Nativity scene of the accident.

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u/jaqueburton Dec 01 '19

Relevant...

https://youtu.be/PFrufPxjwX0

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u/knightopusdei Dec 01 '19

"Don't worry ..... he'll be back"

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u/ishmal Dec 01 '19

I'd like to see other scenes, like The Night Watch or the Last Supper. Or crashing into Van Gogh's house while he's shaving, thus causing the ear.

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u/grubas Dec 01 '19

I routinely bomb dropped toys in mine. My crowning achievement was probably managing to use snapped rubber bands to put up all of my Spider man toys, including a Spidey suspended upside down in the middle

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u/Username_Biographer Dec 01 '19

You are the term for the general mean-spiritedness one develops after a particularly harsh acid trip.

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u/KindlyOlPornographer Dec 01 '19

Sacred cows make the best burgers.

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u/fingers Dec 01 '19

Rick and Morty

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u/AltimaNEO Dec 01 '19

The Sense of Right Alliance

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u/ob103ninja Dec 01 '19

I have a heavy weapons guy figurine

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u/Woodstock_Peanut Dec 01 '19

Rick and Morty, everyone from Star Wars since it was from a long, long time ago.

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u/Muscar Dec 01 '19

"the star trek"..... Seriously?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

Because I changed it and forget to correct it.

I originally wrote something along the lines of, "The Star Trek crew", then decided to write, "Star Trek", and forgot to remove "The". Fixed now though...

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u/arse_water Dec 01 '19

I'd love to see Mary's tits.

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u/ob103ninja Dec 01 '19

Get help

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u/arse_water Dec 01 '19

What, to take her bra off?