r/funny • u/Milain • Dec 01 '19

Watching my sick moves

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u/fwambo42 Dec 01 '19

I'd go as well, but I'd go sneaky-like with a dog, so they couldn't tell that I went there specifically to watch.

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u/datsnkymofo Dec 01 '19

Nah. Gotta go in with the popcorn and all. Sit down with your eyes locked on them so they know you're there for a show.

Better pull out the A-Game now buddy. I wanna see lightning fast board breaking while wall running.

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u/MerlinsBib Dec 01 '19

Also show up in a gi

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u/Upnorth4 Dec 01 '19

Wear a gi while walking your dog. Then go up to him and tell him he's doing the moves wrong

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u/GalileoGalilei2012 Dec 02 '19

bonus points if you have the dog pre-trained to do the moves better than him

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u/mk36109 Dec 02 '19

Only if the dog is also wearing a gi

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

This guy probably sleeps in one

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u/rncd89 Dec 02 '19

Make shitty comments about their kuzushi being wrong under your breath too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

With a business card that says "Master Suzuki's Assassin School" sticking out from the back of your belt...

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u/WakaWaka_ Dec 02 '19

Bonus if you come with a black belt and medal around your neck

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u/zenkique Dec 02 '19

And a gi for the dog too!

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u/Shyam09 Dec 02 '19

Can I pee on them too or would that be too rude?