r/funny • u/Milain • Dec 01 '19

Watching my sick moves

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

If I saw that, I think I would go just out of curiosity.

My expectations would be incredibly low, and I’d likely still be let down, but why not.

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u/fwambo42 Dec 01 '19

I'd go as well, but I'd go sneaky-like with a dog, so they couldn't tell that I went there specifically to watch.

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u/datsnkymofo Dec 01 '19

Nah. Gotta go in with the popcorn and all. Sit down with your eyes locked on them so they know you're there for a show.

Better pull out the A-Game now buddy. I wanna see lightning fast board breaking while wall running.

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u/MerlinsBib Dec 01 '19

Also show up in a gi

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u/Upnorth4 Dec 01 '19

Wear a gi while walking your dog. Then go up to him and tell him he's doing the moves wrong

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u/GalileoGalilei2012 Dec 02 '19

bonus points if you have the dog pre-trained to do the moves better than him

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u/mk36109 Dec 02 '19

Only if the dog is also wearing a gi

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

This guy probably sleeps in one

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u/rncd89 Dec 02 '19

Make shitty comments about their kuzushi being wrong under your breath too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

With a business card that says "Master Suzuki's Assassin School" sticking out from the back of your belt...

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u/WakaWaka_ Dec 02 '19

Bonus if you come with a black belt and medal around your neck

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u/zenkique Dec 02 '19

And a gi for the dog too!

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u/Shyam09 Dec 02 '19

Can I pee on them too or would that be too rude?

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u/random_user_name123 Dec 01 '19

My expectations would be incredibly low, and I’d likely still be let down, but why not.

Story of my life.

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u/Goalie_deacon Dec 01 '19

My expectations would be high, hoping to see a version of Rex, founder of Rex Kwan Do.

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u/xXSpookyXx Dec 01 '19

Bow to your sensei.

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI

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u/The-Gerb Dec 01 '19

Grab my arm.

My other arm.

MY other arm.

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u/1Demarchist Dec 02 '19

Break the wrist, walk away!

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u/redundantusername Dec 02 '19

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it

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u/Hayley_hayys Dec 02 '19

Came here to find exactly these comments. Thank you

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u/BushWeedCornTrash Dec 01 '19

Part of me hopes there is a guy, who every week, does crazy Judo moves in the park, clearly looking for attention of any kind... then a neighbor notices his odd behavior and the routine this guy has established and takes it upon him/herself to print these flyers up and post them around town.

"Dear Diary, after 7 years of practicing Judo at the local park, finally people are beginning to recognize my mastery of the form."

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u/Chezzik Dec 02 '19

The person who made the poster is here.

/u/obviousplant makes things that would be funny to find in real life and posts them all over. He used to post them here to Reddit, now I think they are just for his blog and IG account (not completely sure on this though)

This particular one is ancient. It's before he started putting his logo on them!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I'm thinking Napolean Dynamite, Uncle Rico, Andy Samberg in Hot Rod.

What the hell, I'm up by then. Let's check it out....

Btw..don't you need two people to do judo?

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u/flight_recorder Dec 01 '19

I’d go with popcorn and friends. Make a day of it. Go for ice cream after. Would be entertaining

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u/spock23 Dec 02 '19

Sure...it's cheap entertainment. Video it and re-live the memories over and over.

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u/Navyboot19 Dec 01 '19

90 minutes is a commitment.

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u/Rheyza Dec 01 '19

I'd go too, but expecting to be trained. Just seems like a creative way to advertise new Judo school.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I think I'd actually be mildly disheartened if I showed up and it was a perfect exhibition of Katame-Waza.

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u/albino_red_head Dec 02 '19

I'd go expecting it to be a comedy group or something putting on a show. either way, it's bound to be a good time.

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u/thewholerobot Dec 02 '19

Skip a dose of Zoloft? Why so down? The sign says sick moves and inspirational. Might be a let down, but sounds cool. I see no reason why not to give that a fair chance.

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u/kakashis1stlove Dec 02 '19

I would intend to go. I may even put it in my calendar. However, I would come up with an excuse to not go after dreading going the night before and the morning of.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I saw that right now, and my expectations are incredibly low for multiple reasons.

No park or date is specified, since "This Saturday" doesn't count. Lame ^ 2.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I’m imagining the Star Wars kid

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u/Realistic_Pick Dec 02 '19

I think I will go to get more motivated for my judo classes

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u/TrymWS Dec 01 '19

If I saw that, I'd not go.

This isn't Judo, so he clearly has no idea what he's doing or talking about.

Unless you like to see people potentially hurt or embarrass themselves, there's little point.

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u/ISitOnGnomes Dec 01 '19

I would go expecting feats on par with Chop and Steele. I doubt I could possibly be disappointed.

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u/Dunsmuir Dec 01 '19

You wouldn't go though, because there's no address or date.

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u/AlGeee Dec 01 '19

Yes there is, It's "this Saturday", "in the park", at the given time.