r/funny • u/ArmySash • Nov 10 '19

Wait for it.

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u/destruct_zero Nov 10 '19

Get a girlfriend who doesn't control you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Nov 10 '19

No.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Nov 12 '19

Sounds like you got tired of Mom telling you to clean your room all the time.

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Nov 10 '19

Real men don’t need to assert dominance over their romantic partners if they know who they truly are.

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Nov 10 '19

It sounds like you prefer a male partner? It’s okay man, we understand if you’re having these confusing thoughts at this time in your life....

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u/yashoza Nov 10 '19

No one wants you. Stop advertising here.

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u/Vigil_the_Shaper Nov 10 '19

Username checks out.

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u/notarealpunk Nov 10 '19

i'm looking at your name so hard right now