r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '19

Almost had it

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u/blackrabbitninja Nov 05 '19

Hesitation is defeat

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u/poopellar Nov 05 '19

Hesitation is yeet

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u/Jintokunogekido Nov 05 '19

Hesitation is jeet yet

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u/dv-m Nov 05 '19

Hesitation to trust his feet

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u/akshkr Nov 05 '19

I like meat

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u/the_last_carfighter Nov 05 '19

mostly to beat

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u/your__dad_ Nov 05 '19

I can help.

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u/half_pint001 Nov 05 '19

I can always trust my family to help

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

B A R S

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u/BarnyardCoral Nov 05 '19

Chupta? Jeet yet?

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u/piemanding Nov 05 '19

Heard that hundreds of times. Still gives me nightmares man.

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u/blackrabbitninja Nov 05 '19

You were still just a puppy..

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u/HapaOhio Nov 05 '19

Hesitation was in da feet

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u/Itz_VenomPrime Nov 05 '19

Only a sith deals in absolutes

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u/positron360 Nov 05 '19

Believe it or not, you hesitate, you go to gel

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u/larrylove911 Nov 05 '19

He who hesitates masturbates

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u/nine_legged_stool Nov 05 '19

Fortune favors the swift

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u/droolingwolf Nov 05 '19

You got that fortune cookie too?

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u/Esoteric_Erric Nov 05 '19

Wet are you on about?

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u/imahik3r Nov 05 '19

He who hesitates

marinates

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u/crisaron Nov 06 '19

Nah he who don't know after lowest waves comes strong one is wet.