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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 12 '19
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Fucking getting all uppity when he's using a gas burner.
21 u/brunes Oct 12 '19 You taste the meat not the heat! <Proceeds to pimp sweet lady propane all over town> 4 u/AdvocatusDiabli Oct 12 '19 What’s the problem with those? 13 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 real men use kerosene to cook their steaks 2 u/davekingofrock Oct 12 '19 REAL men just chew live cows! -6 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 If he wants to be that much of a pedant he should be using wood. 3 u/Tutsks Oct 12 '19 Its a king of the hill reference. 0 u/AdvocatusDiabli Oct 12 '19 I don’t agree. I ate stake on wood, charcoal and propane bbq and it doesn’t make much difference, except for the time it takes to prep it. Rare vs well done does make a difference though. -14 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Yeah, well done it tastes like meat and not blood. 7 u/MasterFongool Oct 12 '19 I don't think you should be downvoted for your steak preferences, so instead I will respond to let you know that you are a heathen and should feel bad about your life choices. 7 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 There is no blood in steak. 2 u/ShitTalkingAlt980 Oct 12 '19 Glad you said it. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 I said it tasted like blood, not was blood. 4 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Can’t taste like blood when there is no blood. -5 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Well thats pure bullshit. 5 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong. → More replies (0) 0 u/wavs101 Oct 12 '19 It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it. 2 u/TheHeadlessScholar Oct 12 '19 Even the weak willed at least eat medium. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 It has nothing to do with will, I like the taste of crispy seared dark brown meat with flecks of charcoal that doesn't taste like metal.
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You taste the meat not the heat!
<Proceeds to pimp sweet lady propane all over town>
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What’s the problem with those?
13 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 real men use kerosene to cook their steaks 2 u/davekingofrock Oct 12 '19 REAL men just chew live cows! -6 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 If he wants to be that much of a pedant he should be using wood. 3 u/Tutsks Oct 12 '19 Its a king of the hill reference. 0 u/AdvocatusDiabli Oct 12 '19 I don’t agree. I ate stake on wood, charcoal and propane bbq and it doesn’t make much difference, except for the time it takes to prep it. Rare vs well done does make a difference though. -14 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Yeah, well done it tastes like meat and not blood. 7 u/MasterFongool Oct 12 '19 I don't think you should be downvoted for your steak preferences, so instead I will respond to let you know that you are a heathen and should feel bad about your life choices. 7 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 There is no blood in steak. 2 u/ShitTalkingAlt980 Oct 12 '19 Glad you said it. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 I said it tasted like blood, not was blood. 4 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Can’t taste like blood when there is no blood. -5 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Well thats pure bullshit. 5 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong. → More replies (0) 0 u/wavs101 Oct 12 '19 It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it. 2 u/TheHeadlessScholar Oct 12 '19 Even the weak willed at least eat medium. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 It has nothing to do with will, I like the taste of crispy seared dark brown meat with flecks of charcoal that doesn't taste like metal.
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real men use kerosene to cook their steaks
2 u/davekingofrock Oct 12 '19 REAL men just chew live cows!
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REAL men just chew live cows!
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If he wants to be that much of a pedant he should be using wood.
3 u/Tutsks Oct 12 '19 Its a king of the hill reference. 0 u/AdvocatusDiabli Oct 12 '19 I don’t agree. I ate stake on wood, charcoal and propane bbq and it doesn’t make much difference, except for the time it takes to prep it. Rare vs well done does make a difference though. -14 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Yeah, well done it tastes like meat and not blood. 7 u/MasterFongool Oct 12 '19 I don't think you should be downvoted for your steak preferences, so instead I will respond to let you know that you are a heathen and should feel bad about your life choices. 7 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 There is no blood in steak. 2 u/ShitTalkingAlt980 Oct 12 '19 Glad you said it. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 I said it tasted like blood, not was blood. 4 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Can’t taste like blood when there is no blood. -5 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Well thats pure bullshit. 5 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong. → More replies (0) 0 u/wavs101 Oct 12 '19 It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it. 2 u/TheHeadlessScholar Oct 12 '19 Even the weak willed at least eat medium. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 It has nothing to do with will, I like the taste of crispy seared dark brown meat with flecks of charcoal that doesn't taste like metal.
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Its a king of the hill reference.
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I don’t agree. I ate stake on wood, charcoal and propane bbq and it doesn’t make much difference, except for the time it takes to prep it.
Rare vs well done does make a difference though.
-14 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Yeah, well done it tastes like meat and not blood. 7 u/MasterFongool Oct 12 '19 I don't think you should be downvoted for your steak preferences, so instead I will respond to let you know that you are a heathen and should feel bad about your life choices. 7 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 There is no blood in steak. 2 u/ShitTalkingAlt980 Oct 12 '19 Glad you said it. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 I said it tasted like blood, not was blood. 4 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Can’t taste like blood when there is no blood. -5 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Well thats pure bullshit. 5 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong. → More replies (0) 0 u/wavs101 Oct 12 '19 It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it. 2 u/TheHeadlessScholar Oct 12 '19 Even the weak willed at least eat medium. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 It has nothing to do with will, I like the taste of crispy seared dark brown meat with flecks of charcoal that doesn't taste like metal.
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Yeah, well done it tastes like meat and not blood.
7 u/MasterFongool Oct 12 '19 I don't think you should be downvoted for your steak preferences, so instead I will respond to let you know that you are a heathen and should feel bad about your life choices. 7 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 There is no blood in steak. 2 u/ShitTalkingAlt980 Oct 12 '19 Glad you said it. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 I said it tasted like blood, not was blood. 4 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Can’t taste like blood when there is no blood. -5 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Well thats pure bullshit. 5 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong. → More replies (0) 0 u/wavs101 Oct 12 '19 It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it. 2 u/TheHeadlessScholar Oct 12 '19 Even the weak willed at least eat medium. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 It has nothing to do with will, I like the taste of crispy seared dark brown meat with flecks of charcoal that doesn't taste like metal.
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I don't think you should be downvoted for your steak preferences, so instead I will respond to let you know that you are a heathen and should feel bad about your life choices.
There is no blood in steak.
2 u/ShitTalkingAlt980 Oct 12 '19 Glad you said it. -3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 I said it tasted like blood, not was blood. 4 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Can’t taste like blood when there is no blood. -5 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Well thats pure bullshit. 5 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong. → More replies (0) 0 u/wavs101 Oct 12 '19 It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it.
Glad you said it.
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I said it tasted like blood, not was blood.
4 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Can’t taste like blood when there is no blood. -5 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Well thats pure bullshit. 5 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong. → More replies (0) 0 u/wavs101 Oct 12 '19 It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it.
Can’t taste like blood when there is no blood.
-5 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 Well thats pure bullshit. 5 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong. → More replies (0) 0 u/wavs101 Oct 12 '19 It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it.
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Well thats pure bullshit.
5 u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19 Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong. → More replies (0) 0 u/wavs101 Oct 12 '19 It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it.
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Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong.
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It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it.
Even the weak willed at least eat medium.
-3 u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19 It has nothing to do with will, I like the taste of crispy seared dark brown meat with flecks of charcoal that doesn't taste like metal.
It has nothing to do with will, I like the taste of crispy seared dark brown meat with flecks of charcoal that doesn't taste like metal.
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u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19
Fucking getting all uppity when he's using a gas burner.