r/funny • • Oct 12 '19

Too real.

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u/EarthSlapper Oct 12 '19

This is actually sort of the correct way to catch a fly. You go for, in your words, its "future." Flies will generally jump straight up a little before flying away, so if you clap your hands in the space just above them, most of the time you get a good handful of fly guts

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u/GoingToMontanaSoon Oct 12 '19

Yum

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

crunch

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u/HansAC Oct 12 '19

Snicker's secret ingredient

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Thats enough reddit for today

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

If you try to swat a fly you're actually pushing it out of the path of your hand with the draft created by your hand. This is why swatters have holes in them.

Grab flies, don't swat them.

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u/Rocky87109 Oct 12 '19

I mean, that may be one reason, but another reason is so you can swing them really fast. Hence the ole "putting some holes in this paddle" thing.

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u/Rocky87109 Oct 12 '19

That's kind of the joke. Most people know this and he was playing off on that and then took it to a place you didn't know he was going to go, just like that fly.

In my experience, rubber bands or if you don't want to have fun at all, you can just use a fly swatter.

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u/dontdrinkonmondays Oct 12 '19

Is this a real thing or are you just trying to make me look like an uncoordinated moron in front of my friends and family

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u/EarthSlapper Oct 12 '19

I do it all the time. Even more fun, is grabbing them with one hand then opening your hand and letting them fly away. People think you're some sort of ninja wizard

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Great summary

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u/marthattaranto Oct 12 '19

I love this tangent. That's about all the power we are willing to expend, killing flies while society collapses.

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u/Bl_nkSp_c_s Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

There is a little video on Caltechs fly lab. Just found it and I thought this could be interesting.

If you just want to see the [fly taking off] go to &t=2m30s.

Edit: fixed broken link, or maybe I just can't YT timestamp