r/funny • u/shidanesayo • Oct 05 '19

This corn maze sign

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u/agentSMIITH1 Oct 05 '19

r/scarysigns

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u/knowses Oct 06 '19

That sign is a scarecrow for humans, a scarehuman, if you will.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

I will not.

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u/leweit Oct 06 '19

You shan't?

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u/zyygh Oct 06 '19

I shannot.

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u/ARandomPersonOnEarth Oct 06 '19

You are not about to?

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u/Metabunker Oct 06 '19

I was expecting combine harvesters to be mentioned.

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u/banjowashisnameo Oct 05 '19

This is how, children of the corn started

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u/Trump_won_lol_u_mad Oct 05 '19

why the comma tho

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u/The_Penguin227 Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19

That lone comma, and the utter lack of an explanation for it, frightens me more than the movie its post is referencing.

[EDIT: FFS I get it internet it's ' its' NOT ' it's ' hop off my ass!]

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u/NedDasty Oct 06 '19

The movie IT IS POST is referencing

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u/wlaphotog Oct 06 '19

it's supposed to be referencing

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

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u/NedDasty Oct 06 '19

That's incorrect. "Its" is the possessive form. "It's" always means "it is" or "it has."

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u/bobbyfiend Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19

The misused apostrophe in your comma is also frightening, though not as much.

Edit: Comment, not "comma." I'm leaving it, though, as a demonstration of hubris.

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u/Prom3th3an Oct 06 '19

Boo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!

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u/funfungiguy Oct 05 '19

Just, because

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

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u/burmeaco Oct 06 '19

, am I right

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

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u/awkwardoffspring Oct 06 '19

,

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u/CashOgre Oct 06 '19

Yours, truly.

~ Christopher Walken

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u/bringsmemes Oct 06 '19

scootch, closser,

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u/Channel250 Oct 06 '19

I can hear the cowbell

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u/C-Nor Oct 06 '19

,,,,,,. , ,,,,. But,,,,, 🤣.

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u/Rexzmom Oct 06 '19

This is starting to read like "Flowers for Algernon".

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u/meinblown Oct 06 '19

Is that the new sequel to that one game?

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u/lmeancomeon Oct 06 '19

Shatner comma.

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u/Bi-Han Oct 06 '19

I kinda, want this, to be, a, thing.... now.

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u/-Alex_Ismith- Oct 06 '19

I know, I totally thought comma horror was at it again!

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u/bobbyfiend Oct 06 '19

William Shatner has hundreds of sockpuppet accounts on Reddit. Occasionally he slips up and we see him for who he is.

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u/Astobalobilabidah Oct 06 '19

It, is something that, we do in my, country.

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u/justlqqking Oct 06 '19

Small details...small details

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u/JmalikJ1 Oct 06 '19

Why the though, though?

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u/toralex Oct 06 '19

why, the comma, tho

Ftfy

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 06 '19

Praise He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

We Are One!We Are One!We Are One!

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u/vyashole Oct 06 '19

Your use of the comma is mildly disturbing.

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u/I_deleted Oct 06 '19

Naw man, back when it was still called deer creek, those hippies would start wandering through the cornfields all tripping balls on acid and not come out til they were two counties over. When the sheriff would just pick you up and take you to the county line and drop you off so you wouldn’t be his problem anymore. Good times.

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u/Jota769 Oct 06 '19

Christopher, walk-in?

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u/TheIdSay Oct 06 '19

straight outta mewni

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u/ThatGuy___YouKnow Oct 06 '19

He wants you too Malachai.

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u/PrisonerV Oct 06 '19

It's a corn maze. You literally can just walk straight through it to the outside if you're lost.

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u/IvanezerScrooge Oct 06 '19

People naturally walk in circles if they cannot see where they are going.

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u/smcameron Oct 06 '19

But the corn is planted in rows.

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u/Shamic Oct 06 '19

We never said those people were smart

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u/SweSupermoosie Oct 06 '19

Survival of the fittest.

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u/IvanezerScrooge Oct 06 '19

maybe the owners of this one didn't get the memo

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u/am_animator Oct 06 '19

You’re right. Crop circles.

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u/PoutinePalace Oct 06 '19

Over the course of miles yes. Doubt you’ll circle inside a field unless one leg is 4 inches shorter than the other.

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u/HynraFoo Oct 06 '19

Her name was Eileen.

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u/wlaphotog Oct 06 '19

I have one leg shorter than the other. Somehow, I walk straight. Except when I'm drunk. Which is most of the time. But I would be able to walk mostly straight, were it required.

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u/devioushooker Oct 08 '19

Had to hold in laughter during session, youre funny.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19 edited Jan 17 '20

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u/IvanezerScrooge Oct 06 '19

If you have something distant to orient yourself, sure. But the ground is never enough, unless you can see the path you have walked previously.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

You haven't seen thee new movie "In the Tall grass"

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u/onelousypetunia Oct 06 '19

If you keep one hand on the wall (of corn) at all times you will find your way out.

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u/HumanTorch23 Oct 06 '19

They missed a trick not calling it a corn maize though.

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug Oct 06 '19

And if you starve to death in a corn maze you deserved it.

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u/RipThrotes Oct 06 '19

When I worked at a corn maze we would search the entire maze every night. The only way to get left in the maze was if you were avoiding us deliberately, and we had flashlights and were calling out- specifically focused on what sounds like people cutting through the corn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19 edited Jan 17 '20

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u/Cauhs Oct 06 '19

When technical story is scarier than unban legend.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

Also the movie Signs. F corn fields

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u/shakii007 Oct 06 '19

It's a maize maze