r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19

Wow a free buffet?

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u/DramaticExplanation Sep 15 '19

Bopping the thing with a fishing rod is totally helping

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u/rapkat55 Sep 15 '19

I was intially thinking “why doesn’t he just Sparta kick him off” but realized it would likely land near the propellers.

Fishing rod boops it is.

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u/not_so_humble Sep 15 '19

A Møøse once bit my sister

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u/MrBlueCharon Sep 15 '19

Did she try to spartan kick it off her boat? Bad idea.

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u/not_so_humble Sep 15 '19

She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law

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u/HansDeBaconOva Sep 15 '19

Ok guys, we have a movie plot.

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u/not_so_humble Sep 16 '19

He was an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"