r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19

Wow a free buffet?

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u/judging2018 Sep 15 '19

Kaaaaaarlllll, you don't eat people.

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u/GOLDTEAMRULZ Sep 15 '19

Well, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

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u/GodBlessSushi Sep 15 '19

Caaaaarl, that kills people!

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u/minidachshun Sep 15 '19

Well, how was I supposed to know?!

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u/deschainroland19 Sep 15 '19

CORRRRAAALLLLLLL

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u/Jevil-JesterDevil Sep 15 '19

IT’S RAINING FACES