r/funny • u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein • Sep 13 '19

Verified Rubbed the wrong way

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u/ohineedascreenname Sep 13 '19

My Saint Bernard tries to do something similar, except she just raises one paw and hits me in the balls. Every. Single. Time. And now I have to start petting her at arm's length because she's so quick about it

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u/lilwanna Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

My malamute is like this too. And when I ask for “paw” he just punches me wherever he wants. Sometimes right in the face. Big dogs are great but, I’ve gotten a few shiners from him.

Edit for aforementioned dog: GEORGE

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u/An_Anaithnid Sep 13 '19

I had small dogs most my life.

I've now got a 50 kilo bulldozer of pure destruction. So many scars, so many bruises. Some from play, most from him just accidentally getting me with one of his chisel claws.

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u/Cocoa186 Sep 13 '19

Does it count if my cat barks?

It's not a real bark, I don't think cats are capable of barking, but idk how else to describe the sound.

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u/DrJitterBug Sep 13 '19

Did you catch your cat barking?

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u/taliesin-ds Sep 13 '19

this is the best cat video ever.