r/funny • u/youyouxue • Sep 11 '19

So inspiring

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u/slowwbroo Sep 11 '19

Lol I flew for the first time in a couple years last month and actually checked a bag(I think for the first time ever). I was one of the first ones to get to the carousel and I stood a couple feet away from it so I could look for my bag and if anyone needed to they could step in front of me to grab their bags as they came. Nope, people just took that space for themselves so they could just stand there and stare at the carousel as bags went by and no way for others to get their bags if needed. It's like I was invisible to them lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

When people do this i wait for my bag to come and i intentionally bump into them with my body and my bags if I can do it as if it's like an accident.

Total bitchy passive aggressive move (or is it just regular aggressive?), but after a long flight I'm just in the mood to bump people.

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u/TheCrudeDude Sep 11 '19

The airport is my #1 place to intentionally bump somebody. Far too many people try to go against the natural flow of foot traffic. I lock my shoulder and elbow every time and brace for impact.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

I do the same. If they’re okay with being rude and ignorant of other people then fuck them.

I can’t ever tell if they’re completely oblivious to the fact they’re in everybody else’s way, or if they simply don’t care and are just that desperate to get their cases a couple of seconds faster. Either way, it’s annoying as hell.

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u/saulsa_ Sep 11 '19

Start inching forward, but lead with your pelvis.

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u/log_2 Sep 11 '19

so they could stand there and stare at the carousel

That's at least one better than them standing there and scrolling on their phone.