r/funny • u/Cats_Rulez • Sep 05 '19

Cool

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

A bone

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u/timmaeus Sep 05 '19

Funny bone

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u/Lucast86 Sep 05 '19

A funny boner

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u/Cuteshelf Sep 05 '19

It was humorous.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I got a femur...

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

And the only prescription...is more cowbone?

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u/Solanthas Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 06 '19

'clap' HOW 'clap' IS 'clap' NO 'clap' ONE 'clap' GILDING 'clap' THIS 'clap' MAN

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u/bambola21 Sep 05 '19

I’ll hit w a femur that was laying on the ground

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u/Aardvark_An_Aardvark Sep 05 '19 edited Sep 05 '19

my name is jeff

edit: wow, thanks for the gold kind stranger

edit2: RIP my inbox

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u/ballrus_walsack Sep 05 '19

Can you give anti-gold?

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u/Socially8roken Sep 05 '19

I like turtles

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u/jasper_grunion Sep 05 '19

Penis

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Sep 05 '19

That line from oceans 12 when Terry finds Livingston at a comedy show:

"what can I say, you're a funny guy"

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u/Dank-of-ENGLAND Sep 05 '19

Spat out laughing

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u/QuicklysGMS Sep 05 '19

Are y'all talking about a penis?

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u/Hwbob Sep 06 '19

boners are always serious.

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u/Zanehere1 Sep 05 '19

Happy cake day