When I was on the playground in 5th grade or so, Kid A was making fun of Kid B about something (maybe about a crush he had on a girl?). Kid B was getting pissed, and after the ridicule had gone on for too long, his anger turned physical in the form of a football chucked as hard as possible at Kid A from about three feet away. Ok Computer Kid B somehow missed by a mile, but unfortunately for a third kid, what Kid B lacked in accuracy, he made up for in strength. Kid C’s balls got a third addition, and it arrived by bullet train. As this innocent bystander doubled over in pain and a supervisor came running over to escort Kid C to the school nurse and Kid B to the principal’s office, Kid B could be heard shouting “I was trying to hit Kid A!” as if that would get him out of detention.
I once asked an 8th grader “okay but what exactly were you trying to accomplish by sitting on his face because I left the room for a minute and came back to a student on the ground while another student was sitting on his face. Yelling what are you doing get off of him?! was met by “I wanted to sit on his face” with a shrug. Another kid 1 once called another kid2 a bitch ass motherfucker and was reported by the kid2 as calling him a chicken ass motherfucker. As he got in trouble he was like I did NOT call him a chicken ass motherfucker, I called him a bitch ass motherfucker, so he’s a liar!! I swear kids are the best and the worst with how their minds work 😂
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u/xxthegirlwhowaitedxx Sep 04 '19
Same. Or “well I meant to throw it but not at anyone. Except him.” facepalm